Posted on 10/11/2018 4:47:12 PM PDT by Impy
So, I had a birthday last week, I'm now old enough to President. Boy, saying that makes me feel old.
"Cucks can't be President, not since FDR anyway!!! BOYCOTT!!!!"
"Actually, my friend Barry here was the last cuck President wink wink. You catch my drift? I slept with that fine Wookie Woman Michelle, Barry is gay. You know, before reconnecting with Barry here, I hadn't seen another Black person in 7 years. I live on a Cul-de-sac!
Yeah, I caught the drift you didn't need to explain, thanks Reverend. Um anyway, the NFL is returning to Merry Olde London for 3 games this season, this week those Limeys get to see our very best, the Seahawks and the 1-4 Raiders, who sacrifice a home game for this jolly good enterprise of international marketing.
I hope they have a punter with a strong leg so those fans 
will be excited.
"JOLLY GOOD BOYCOTT!!! Traitors!!!!!"
Traitors? Excuse me, who the heck are you?
"Oh that's just Ser Dumdum of Mole's Town. I dismissed him from my Kingsguard for excessive virtue signaling. And you know me, I love a good virtue signal, but this chap goes overboard."
"He smells funny."
"Ah that's because he lives in hole in the ground. He only emerges to signal his virtue. I respect the NFL boycotters, I don't watch it myself, we prefer Cricket in Westeros, but calling people traitors for watching a sport ball game or maybe even not watching but still picking the winners, is just sad."
"I prefer crickets for dinner! In a fine red wine sauce of course!"
"I knew YOU had something to that awful chirping noise in the basement! You went out and bought a lot of crickets!!!"
"Actually, I bought them for him. They wouldn't let him in the store because he didn't have shoes on. Anthropomorphic animals need to follow human dress codes, even in pet stores."
Burqa chick!!?!?!?! But I thought you were Belly Chick in disguise!
"I was, but now I've been spun off into my own character. Think of me like 'I dream of Jeannie's' dark-haired cousin."
"Do you have dark hair?"
"Yarr, I can answer that question!!"
"Commissioner Smith, doing each other's hair was supposed to be our little secret!!!"
"What can I say, I'm a scuvy dog!"
"CORNY!!! Clearly made up on the fly with little thought!!! No one is laughing at his garbage!!! Boycott!!!!!!!"
Let me know if you want on/off the list. Thursday kickoff soon, cutting it close this week!
Picks received so far. Thursday: Philly: Impy, Bender, Rummy, LTOWM Giants: Cletus, Pete
Darkangel's picks
Eagles
Bucs
Panthers
Seahawks
Jets
Vikings
Steelers
Browns
Texans
Dolphins
Rams to go 6-0
Tennessee over the purple crows Cowboys
Patriots- May see a QB shootout here Packers to win on MNF
Teeman's picks
Eagles
falcons
Bengles
Browns
Raiders
Bears
Vikings
Colts
Panthers
Texans
Rams
Jaguars
Ravens
Pats
Packers
Ro's picks
Ah, time to renew our commitment to boycott the NFL. Yes, thank you for the timely reminder.
Felt bad for the folks that picked both the Eagles and the Packers to win last Sunday.
Eagles
Falcons
Redskins
Seahawks
Jets
Cards
Steelers
Chargers
Texans
Bears
Rams
Ravens
Jaguars
Chiefs
Packers
Eagles
Falcons
Redskins
Raiders
Umm, Jets.
Vikings
Bengals
Browns
Texans. Maybe they’ll win in regulation for once this season.
Bears
Rams
Titans
Jaguars
Chiefs
Packers
Put me down for the Eagles. I will post the rest after the game.
Tonights pick: Eagles!
Dallas’s offense better start producing numbers or else I’ll join the boycotters also. As it is I’m watching just for the defense, which is stout this year.
Eagles
Bucs
Panthers
Seahawks
Jets
Vikings
Steelers
Browns
Texans
Bears
Rams
Titans
Jaguars(over my beloved Cowboys, I’m depressed)
Chiefs
Packers
If you want I can select one for you (it would be a red monkey) or find one of something you like.
No Pepsi
Coke!
I penciled you in for Philly.
Falcons
Steelers
Chargers
Raiders
Bears
Vikings
Colts
Panthers
Texans
Rams
Cowboys
Titans
Patriots
Packers
Thanks. I forgot about it. Will have my picks today.
SUNDAY, OCT 14, 2018
Minnesota
Carolina
Miami
N.Y. Jets
Cincinnati
Seattle
Houston
L.A. Chargers
Atlanta
L.A. Rams
Tennessee
Jacksonville
Kansas City
MONDAY, OCT 15, 2018
Green Bay
So, I did get the Eagles right last night... Here’s the rest of ‘em:
Minnesota
Carolina
Miami
Indianapolis
Cincinnati
Seattle
Houston
Cleveland
Atlanta
L.A. Rams
Tennessee
Jacksonville
Kansas City
Green Bay
(Snicker, Snicker!)
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