1 through 7 should be money.
Well, I guess if you've got nothing else going for you - there is that... but you won't get a good girl that way.
What a shallow, knee-jerk response! Please allow me to educate you:
1) Money
2) Diversified Stock Portfolio
3) Real estate
4) High-value collectibles
5) Precious metals
6) Elderly, infirm wealthy parents
7) Money