I guess that proves there is more than one way to skin a cat :D
Hell no! For what?
Ripping off some lame stuff I already saw yesterday?
Offends veggies? I go out of my way to offend them, as their mere existence offends me.
VEGANS: I AM GOING TO PUT ALL MY EGGS IN ONE BASKET IN ORDER TO BRING HOME THE BACON RIDICULING ALL OF YOU.
How could the phrase “putting all your eggs in one basket” offend vegans?
Are they pro-life vegans? If so I could maybe see the “logic” but I kind of doubt most (if any vegans) are pro-life. At least not the militant “animals have as many rights as humans” kind of vegans who are the subject of this editorial.
To quote Doctor Hibbert talking to Lisa Simpson, “And hillbillies prefer to be called sons of the soil, but that’s not going to happen either.”
You can’t swing a dead cat without hitting some snowflake these days.
Vuck Fegans
Spam in a can!
That’s what we all are,
Spam in a can,
Though near or far.
It’s very clear to me
We must not give in,
We’ll be spam in a can
If we let these idiots win!
Every vegan whom I have known was sickly and they looked even worse!
That crunching sound is the living vegetables crying out in pain as we munch them!
Food. That word seems offensive to vegans.
We should avoid the term “vegan” in case there are intelligent beings on any planets around Vega...just in case they might be offended by our cultural appropriation of their identity.
Why would such phrases offend people from Las Vegas?
Vegans are bullies for going so low in the food chain.
My food can move, run away, and maybe even fight back.
Their food is rooted in the ground and helpless.
They prey on defenseless, innocent life forms!
Shame on them!!
How does anybody grow wiser without constructive criticism and the school of hard knocks and bruises?
Proverbs 9:8-9, 15
“We have the meat.” -
James Earl Jones
Between this and micro-aggressions and racial language sensitivity (don’t be niggardly with your opinions), this is a race to the bottom in giving the victim trophy to the snowflake who faints first at being offended by life! We have gone from “suck it up, buttercup” to “there, there dear, here is a participation trophy and over there is a safe room with plush toys! Is there anything else I can do for you Hillary?”