'Terrorist Droppings' in N.M. Desert indicate need for protection, says Pelosi (humor/satire)

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[Based on information from Washington Examiner article but Satire/Humor: '{Lordsburg, N.M.} Border rancher: 'We’ve found prayer rugs out here. It’s unreal'' -- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3720296/posts]

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi wants to use the Endangered Species Act to protect the endangered Syrian ISIS Terrorist critter, Somali ISIS Terrorist critter, Kenyan Al-Shabaab critter, Iranian Al Qaeda critter as well as the Iranian ISIS critter.

The prayer rug droppings of these critters have been found by farmers/ranchers in the Lordsburg, New Mexico area.

Many ranchers/farmers, as well as other US citizens feel these varmits are nothing but pests and should be exterminated with extreme prejudice.

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Link to original Washington Examiner article:

Border rancher: 'We’ve found prayer rugs out here. It’s unreal' by Anna Giaritelli -- https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/border-rancher-weve-found-prayer-rugs-out-here-its-unreal

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This is not meant as an attack on the Moslem religion but on ‘Terrorists’ in general, and is meant to be Satire/Humor...

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> This is not meant as an attack on the Moslem religion but on ‘Terrorists’ in general

Neither is this meant as an attack. It's just simple statistical fact.

• There are well over 1,000,000,000 Muslims.
• Roughly 1 in 500 Muslims is so extreme in their fanaticism that they act on it with deadly intent, and qualify as a terrorist.
• That's something like 2,000,000 Muslim terrorists. Two million.
• Of all the terrorist attacks worldwide in the past 40 years, 99% of them were done by Muslim terrorists.
• It doesn't take a mathematician to notice the pattern.

"Terrorists in general"? In general, terrorists are Muslims. Simple statistical fact.