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And now for something completely different! :)

(For those who don't have enough to worry about)

1 posted on 03/01/2019 8:08:47 PM PST by aquila48
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I never really gave it much thought.


2 posted on 03/01/2019 8:09:58 PM PST by DIRTYSECRET (urope. Why do they put up with this.)
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Amen! Alleluia!


3 posted on 03/01/2019 8:11:49 PM PST by AnalogReigns (Pr)
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5 posted on 03/01/2019 8:13:52 PM PST by Phillyred
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If you have a cat, affix the roll so that the cat can’t unroll it by batting at it.

And stay out of public restrooms.

I don’t even like to touch shopping cart handles. I wash my phone every day.


6 posted on 03/01/2019 8:14:31 PM PST by Buttons12
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When we did a big remodel we eliminated the toi!et paper holder and instead have a basket of toilet paper. Nice and easy.


7 posted on 03/01/2019 8:15:04 PM PST by noexcuses
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This toilet paper argument is over the top.


8 posted on 03/01/2019 8:15:10 PM PST by o-n-money (We should rename California to Newer Mexico.)
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And yet the link shows a photo of "under" with the headline, "There Actually *Is* a Right Way to Put Toilet Paper on a Roll"

I'm sure this will clear up any confusion.

9 posted on 03/01/2019 8:17:00 PM PST by yesthatjallen
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The problem with hanging the toilet paper with the loose end flapping over the top is you run out quicker...
10 posted on 03/01/2019 8:17:11 PM PST by Beowulf9
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What about do you put on a sock and a sock, and a shoe and a shoe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prRtcQz8Uqk


11 posted on 03/01/2019 8:17:16 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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If it comes off the back of the roll, you use more. Not endorsed by Sheryl Crow.


13 posted on 03/01/2019 8:18:44 PM PST by Libloather (Trivial Pursuit question - name the first female to lose TWO presidential elections!)
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My poop doesnt stink so this discussion is not relevant


14 posted on 03/01/2019 8:18:45 PM PST by llevrok (Vote while it's still legal)
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I’m like that little bear in the commercials, “ my hiney”s clean”.


15 posted on 03/01/2019 8:19:07 PM PST by Lurkina.n.Learnin (If you want a definition of "bullying" just watch the Democrats in the Senate)
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I have have three cats. There is only one right way to hang the roll with cats and that isn’t it.


16 posted on 03/01/2019 8:23:41 PM PST by IndispensableDestiny
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“Odds are you’ve probably asked yourself whether on not you put the toilet paper roll on the holder correctly. “

Are you sh!ttn me ?!?!


20 posted on 03/01/2019 8:37:09 PM PST by A strike (I DEMAND my responsibilities!)
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Darn: I guess I had it wrong all these years...

   Who says the U. N. Flag is good for nothing?

21 posted on 03/01/2019 8:41:24 PM PST by DoughtyOne
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If I had Grandchildren, I would tell them:

Back when I was your age, toilet tissue was printed in all kinds of colors. I swear, I’m telling the truth. Ask Grammy.
There was yellow tissue, green, pink, blue, and if you looked for it, you might even find polka dot tissue! Just walk into your local Grocery Store and buy it. It was all quite amazing!

Then, the year came where people started worrying about pollution from the dyes. And just like THAT...All the colored tissues just went away!


23 posted on 03/01/2019 8:45:12 PM PST by lee martell
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I never thought about it until a co-worker had a meltdown because the paper was on "the wrong way".

I was a new bride so I began to worry, maybe my husband had some preference. Maybe I was doing it wrong. Oh dear!

So I went home and asked him how he preferred the toilet paper.

He gave me the strangest look and said, "uh... on the holder?"

I love that man!

:)

25 posted on 03/01/2019 8:51:10 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (If you are going to be baked by a witch you might as well go out with a mouth full of gingerbread!)
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Old Etiquette. I’ve known this for
at least 50 years. Almost since we
stopped using the Sears and Roebuck
catalog.


26 posted on 03/01/2019 8:56:39 PM PST by Lean-Right (Eat More Moose)
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Who needs toilet paper?

27 posted on 03/01/2019 8:56:49 PM PST by seowulf
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"They" really need to preach to us about this? This is all their life is about? Go away and hide, please go away.

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28 posted on 03/01/2019 8:57:00 PM PST by Fungi
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