And in five years her demands will be constitutionally required by SCOTUS.
Posted on 03/08/2019 6:22:59 AM PST by C19fan
It was early February and it had been a long week. It’s winter in Minneapolis, so every week is a long week. But those last few days had felt endless.
Padding into the bathroom in my gray adult onesie, I cranked the tub’s faucet to its hottest setting. Water at this temperature would have effectively boiled me until I was as bright as a giant pink Easter egg. Who cared. It was going to snow forever.
I applied a charcoal peel-off face mask. I poured myself a glass of $6.99 rosé from Trader Joe’s, because I know how to treat a fancy lady right. I grabbed my phone, unzipped my onesie and eased myself into the tub, inch-by-agonizing-inch, until I’d cauterized my epidermal nerve endings.
There. All settled in for a night of one of my favorite winter pastimes: drunk bathtub Tindering.
Time to swipe!
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And in five years her demands will be constitutionally required by SCOTUS.
Actually this is a step up for them.
And they WANT to hear from you...
Krista Burton (@krista_r_burton) is a writer in Minneapolis.
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First she should consider fixing her leaky bathtub drain.
“All the news that’s fit to print”... and quite a bit that isn’t.
The Gray Lady is now the Gay Lady.
I already don't like this person.
Can’t we have some rules on FR here you can’t post an article that just drones on and on with drivel and blather.
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