Posted on 04/16/2019 4:43:38 PM PDT by antidemoncrat
“When I see you dear, time stands still”.
Muttering under breath ... “Your face would stop a clock”.
But what’s the correct answer to: Do these jeans make my ass look big?
These days one can’t tell. The correct answer used to be no.
Am I as fat as my friend
I looked at her picture. I can understand why he didn’t answer. Also “common law?” She’s 20 I thought you had to cohabit for seven years to hit common law status. Has she been living with him since she was 13?
Don't ask a question if you can't deal with a true answer.
Most guys dont need a ton of friends. One or two good ones is usually enough.
I like chuck but thats bs cuckold advice.
Lol! I miss that show.
You rook fabrulous, absolrutely fabrulous.
Always remember it’s not how you feel it’s how you look!
And you LOOK FABULOUS!
In Texas there is time limit attached to the law.
Under Texas law, to have a common law marriage, you must do three things:
(1) Agree to be married
(2) Live together as husband and wife, and
(3) Told others (hold yourselves out) that you are married.
That's it. No six months, no requirement to have a child together, just introduce your self as married and share money and a home.
The other side of common law marriage?
Common law marriages in Texas have the same legal status as a ceremonial marriage. Why is this important? Because if the common law marriage doesn’t work out, you’ll have to get a formal divorce to end it.
Getting a divorce is the same as with other marriages, except the couple must first prove to the court that they were married. The person that first files papers with the court has to prove that there was a common law marriage.
If you and your common law spouse have had children during the marriage, you may be required to pay child support. The judge may require one or both parents to provide child support and medical support until:
The child turns 18 or graduates from high school, whichever comes later;
The child is emancipated (released from custodial care) or the death of the child.
If the child is disabled, child support payments could last for an indefinite period of time.
“Try “do you like my new hair-doo?”
I never got asked that. I was guilty of not noticing it.
She was probably babbling incessantly and she slipped that question in. He was filtering like all men do.
"No, your fat makes you look fat. Now put down the Chips Ahoy and get on the treadmill you bought but never use."
This works as long as you remove all the throwable objects from the room first, and have an escape route mapped. 😏😜
“Honey, does this make my butt look fat?”
No sweetheart, it only makes looks others look smaller.
I just looked and it said the girl was only 20 years old. That is not even old enough to have a common-law husband.
“Learn these six words, and use them often: ‘Honey, I was wrong. I apologize.’“
I’m only up to two: “Yes, Dear.”
The New Red Green show was mega-awesome! Tons of episodes on youtube. I miss the show.
I guess the rule was waived...
My wife told me to go to the doctor and get some of those pills that help men achieve an erection. You should have seen the look on her face when I returned from the doctor and handed her that bottle of diet pills.
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