Milkshakes and Microaggressions

Splice Today ^ | June 5, 2019 | Todd Seavey

[OddLane]

An ostensibly libertarian acquaintance who’s veered leftward unfriended me because I objected to her support for pelting right-wingers with eggs. A short time later, as if to maintain the cosmic balance, a right-winger unfriended me, she claims, because I sometimes muse openly about people’s reasons for unfriending me, which is sort of meta. But let’s get back to those eggs—or better yet, let’s examine the left’s fondness lately for a similar projectile weapon, milkshakes.

Leftists have lately thrown milkshakes at various right-wingers in England and in the past few days have splattered their first member of the U.S. Congress with one—a member who wants medical marijuana legal, by the way, but you have to be pure on all topics to get through life projectile-free by the left’s stringent standards lately...

[ksc]

It is not a giant leap of thought where milkshakes could easily become bleach or HCL acid. To that end, if someone throws something like that on you, you should reasonably assume you are being mortally attacked and defend yourself accordingly. This includes those SJW’s going around throwing bleach on men who are mansplaining.

In short, you throw something at someone because of a disagreement, be prepared for the dire consequences.

[teeman8r]

there have been no dire circumstances for too long... the activist judges have been their shield.

[antidemoncrat]

“Leftists have lately thrown milkshakes at various right-wingers in England and in the past few days have splattered their first member of the U.S. Congress with one”

maybe we should limit milkshakes to a 7 oz. magazine.

[tbw2]

London is already a world-leader in acid attacks.