“I am a Philistinian and I demand my ancestral land back! It belonged to my people long before the displaced Jordanians showed up.”
All the ‘original’ Philistines eventually converted to Judaism and melded into the Jewish people................
After a week’s visit with my worthless brother-in-law (If you know him he probably owes you money), I felt like a Philistine slain by the jawbone of an ass.