Posted on 08/29/2019 10:41:09 AM PDT by HarleyD
SANTA CRUZ, CA—Mandatory Tolerance, LLC is a Santa Cruz-based internet company that manufacturers bumper stickers, T-shirts, and other merchandise for the left, offering their goods and services on the free market in exchange for money in order to end capitalism.
Their latest product is a magnetic, reusable bumper sticker that you can switch between the slogans "Coexist" and "Resist!" depending on who the president is.
"If a liberal is in office, all is well---therefore, it's time to use the Coexist sticker to remind people that we can all get along despite our differences," said Lou Panderson, CEO of Mandatory Tolerance. "Once a Republican gets into office, it's on: flip that baby over to RESIST! to show people you will not stop screaming at the sky until peace and order is restored in our land."
The company will even email customers helpful "Coexist forecast reports" that tell you when it's a good time to switch over.
"Honestly, it looks like we're gonna have our stickers set to 'Resist' for at least another 5 or 6 years," he said sadly.
Panderson says the company is also developing a "LOVE WINS" sticker that automatically detects if a Christian is behind you so it can switch to "DIE, BIGOT!"
You couldn’t resist, or couldn’t coexist?
So it can switch between Total Moron and Full Retard. Cool.
A loony grandchild gave me two bumper stickers designed to mess with liberal’s heads. I was told to use both.
One is COEXIST. The other is TRUMP2020.
Hypocrisy, thy name is Democrat.
“Mandatory Tolerance”
An oxymoron?
It is so hard to do good satire lately. Reality is much funnier.
I took a photo of a car with both of those bumper stickers on the rear, and posted it on Facebook (blurred the plates out)... several of my FB friends could’t understand the humor or the hypocrisy, and sought to share their spin. It didn’t go well.
No such thing a “Radical Islam”. There is just “Islam”; by nature it is radically expansionist and totalitarian.
I prefer the COEXIST bumper sticker with the Crescent and Peace Symbol crossed out, so it simply says “EXIST” with the remaining, useful, symbols.
I’d like one that says
“RESIST COEXISTENCE”
I’ve often thought about having a bumper sticker made that reads “Visualize World Peace (and see how much good it does.)”
I always said it should say: coexist if possible, otherwise have superior firepower.
There actually was a bumper sticker awhile back that said “Visualize Whirled Peas” with an illustration of a tornado of English peas.
Another one popular at that time was “Smash Smashism.”
These were waggish retorts aimed at lefty professional protestors & peaceniks.
These days your car would get keyed.
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