Posted on 09/26/2019 4:23:27 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Here is a little test that will help you decide..
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY............
Democrat's Answer:
? Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
? What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
? Does the man look poor or oppressed?
? Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
? Could we run away?
? What does my wife think?
? What about the kids?
? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
? I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
? This is all so confusing!
............ ......... ........ .......... ......... ...
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
............ ......... ........ ......... ......... .....
Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG!
Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: You are not taking that to the Taxidermist!
Loved it!
I may be a southerner, but I am grateful for yankee New York hero named Donald Trump.
He literally saved our freedom.
If this country survives as a democracy we will be forever in his debt.
Cute!
Bump
It kind of was cringy when he was in Ohio saying they had won against the South.
Lincolnian politics of ignoring democrat slavery terrorism and blaming the South for crimes and dividing the nation is getting old. It might be true to an extent, but the South was not the fundamental issue dividing America. For all his efforts to woe democrats to sanity, Lincoln ate their bullet in the back.
Kentuckian: “Bang....next!”
You forgot the part where he carefully removes the tag from his wallet and places it on the corpse so he doesn’t get ticketed by the local game warden and then kicks back and pops the top on a cool one to relax. Just sayin’...
If we accidentally leave out sheep and goat meat is it really considered “baiting” them?
“If this country survives as a democracy we will be forever in his debt.”
Yep, truly amazing.
Better to be tried by twelve than carried by six.
This forum needs a Like button!! =:-)
Transplant to Louisiana, Model 1917 revolver, full moon clips, standard ball ammo!
Center mass. Fire repeatedly.
The terrorist was dead after the first shot. Additional shots only serve to waste ammo and disturb the neighbors. :-)
I live in the south, but was raised in the west. In the same scenario, as an expert shot, with democrats in my family, it would be
Bang
Bang
One Center mast and one for the Head. So I can say that I was thinking of hearts and minds.......
And if the D.A. where the incident occurred is a Dem, you would be charged for committing a hate crime with a weapon of mass destruction...
I’m an American.
I just love to say to Yankee democrats that which I have been hearing for years.......YOU LOST GET OVER IT!
Must’ve been a conservative Republican, only one bullet expended to take care of business.
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