Impeachment Glee - to the tune of “Oh Christmas Tree

Vanity | 9/19/2019 | Self

[zencycler]

Impeachment glee, impeachment glee
Our legislative branch is
Trying to hide impeachment glee
‘Cause that’s what Nancy’s stance is

We heard Trump’s call in summertime
And snowed our base that it’s a crime
We need to hide impeachment glee
So we don’t get dirty glances

Impeachment glee, impeachment glee
Let’s pray so we look somber
The press is buying this, he he
Could they be any dumber?

We said Trump’s ask was a demand
Just like a gangster, oh how grand
The press denies impeachment glee
But Trump, he has our number

Impeachment glee, impeachment glee
Trump’s words we are a changing
Extortion, treason, bribery
Our options are wide ranging

We said Trump asked Ukraine to lie
Schiff made that up, to justify
By day we hide, impeachment glee
By night we dream Trump hanging

[EasySt]

Still needs a little work.

For one thing, the press is knowingly, professionally,
maliciously complicit.

If they were so dumb, they would not have been so successful
in their fight to control the narrative.

[Silentgypsy]

I like it.