To: BenLurkin
I had a dream recently where I was in Egypt during the time they were building the pyramids. I remember all these ropes that people were climbing with bricks under their arms. They were building the pyramids! So much have been like 1300 BC or something.
Anyway, I remember in the dream that I was standing at a long table and it was evidently my task to feed the laborers that were building those pyramids. So there I was constantly putting food out on the table and that food was Fig Newtons.
Yes, Fig Newtons. I was laying those Fig Newtons out on that table, stacking them like dominoes.
Fig Newtons in 1300 BC. Why do I have dreams like that? I haven't had a Fig Newton in about 20 years.
To: SamAdams76
7 posted on
12/23/2019 7:43:19 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: SamAdams76
I’ve always thought that, given eating a Fig Newton or a brick, it would be a coin toss decision... They are right up with styrofoam Circus Peanuts...
8 posted on
12/23/2019 7:49:16 PM PST by
jonascord
(First rule of the Dunning-Kruger Club is that you do not know you are in the Dunning-Kruger club.)
To: SamAdams76
I haven't had a Fig Newton in about 20 years. 20 years, 2300 years, in dream time, same diff...
9 posted on
12/23/2019 7:49:37 PM PST by
null and void
(The government wants to disarm us after 243 yrs 'cuz they plan to do things we would shoot them for!)
To: SamAdams76
To: SamAdams76
What, no Strawberry Newtons?
12 posted on
12/23/2019 8:03:53 PM PST by
bgill
To: SamAdams76
If you were old enough to have seen this, it never left your sub-conscious.
20 posted on
12/23/2019 9:31:39 PM PST by
PGR88
To: SamAdams76
I think it is a sign.
I hope you didn’t tell this dream before breakfast or it will come true.
23 posted on
12/24/2019 1:01:00 AM PST by
Sequoyah101
(We are governed by the consent of the governed and we are fools for allowing it.)
To: SamAdams76
#6 This may be why...
You may want to cut down on drinking any just prior to bed : )
I noted your signature.
40 posted on
12/24/2019 11:04:40 PM PST by
minnesota_bound
(homeless guy. He just has more money....)
To: SamAdams76
43 posted on
12/25/2019 11:34:00 PM PST by
SunkenCiv
(Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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