Nice excerpt. I assume the flaot killed him with it’s electrical rotating knives skewering his heart and decapitating him before cutting off his right hand.
Or was it something else?
Laissez les bons temps rouler meets
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die
We’ll have to wait for the autopsy. It might have been a spontaneous center fuel tank explosion.
The float killed him just like SUVs are always killing people. Humans have no agency, but vehicles do.
Anyway, I am sorry these people died.
Look into a mirror and SAY IT !
Three times, please.
It was the most deadly float that can be imagined. The dreaded Corona Beer float.