To: paul in cape
2 posted on
03/09/2020 10:49:42 AM PDT by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: paul in cape
Gramps just busted a gut over that! He remembers swimming in the East River, just as bad. Never got polio. Never got the flu. Never got sick. Passed his gene’s onto the rest of the family which is why I don’t get sick flying that snot factory during flu season.
3 posted on
03/09/2020 10:50:52 AM PDT by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: paul in cape
George should attend the annual CDC convention...but then the cases of suicide will skyrocket.
4 posted on
03/09/2020 10:52:29 AM PDT by
immadashell
(Save Innocent Lives - ban gun free zones)
To: paul in cape
Carlin also nailed the environmentalists.
He was a lefty, but he got a lot of things right, as well.
5 posted on
03/09/2020 10:52:42 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: paul in cape
6 posted on
03/09/2020 10:57:51 AM PDT by
SeekAndFind
(look at Michigan, it will)
To: paul in cape
8 posted on
03/09/2020 10:59:59 AM PDT by
Oldeconomybuyer
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
To: paul in cape
Hilarious! BTW, what did George Carlin die from?
10 posted on
03/09/2020 11:04:37 AM PDT by
The Sons of Liberty
(Takedown My Duly Elected President and You're Attacking The Constitution! IT WILL BE DEFENDED!)
To: paul in cape
Saw him in person....Laughing so hard I was crying...and my aching side.
Second best ever live show....Henny Youngman...
To: paul in cape
"first offense, BAM! into the colon you go!"
That was great......
16 posted on
03/09/2020 11:30:40 AM PDT by
Hot Tabasco
(I want an impeachment pen)
To: paul in cape
Hilarious.
Too many excellent quotes to even start mentioning them....
To: paul in cape
Use the brush in the same four areas is how he closes teeth arm pits crotch and butthole ( cleaned up the language, though)
20 posted on
03/09/2020 1:49:32 PM PDT by
hondact200
(Lincoln Freed the Slaves. Obama Enslaves the Free. Trump 2020 - Keep America Great)
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