Posted on 03/21/2020 9:34:18 AM PDT by Mariner
In hard-hit areas, testing restricted to health care workers, hospital patients
https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2020/03/21/coronavirus-testing-strategyshift/
I just might steal that...
Works because that’s about presser time. It’s my timing that needs work then
“The more ridicule they receive the more entrenched in their folly they will become.”
“Yes, and?”
They are our herd immunity front line heroes, are they not?
“That will get your thread pulled. Trust me.”
Perusing the other headlines, I see denialism is still thriving
At least facts have fractured the flubros from putting out a
unified conspiracy
“That will get your thread pulled. Trust me.”
Perusing the other headlines, I see denialism is still thriving
At least facts have fractured the flubros from putting out a
unified conspiracy
Just the flu, bro! < cough cough >
Dr. John Campbell, UK
Many customers admitting that their trip to Walmart is out of boredom. They aren't giving each other space. In fact, they are getting closer than usual, face to face. I work for Walmart Inc and I'm in the store helping to put stock on shelves.
Or the ones that got the last hospital beds available before you get sick.
Walmart needs to supply you with PPE. Stay safe! And God bless you for keeping us ALL from going hungry in the coming weeks and months!
It’s just the flu, bro.
Nationalization and socialism actions by governments today will kill more people than Wuhan Flu.
Intruder alert!
Intruder alert!
President Xi Jinping’s The Yellow Peril ChiCom Wuhan Pneumonia Novel Coronavirus aka the Red Death/Mass People Killing Virus, Chinobyl#2, The Yellow Peril, Made in China!
This flubros theory is that deep state and government is growing at a dangerous level - more dangerous than this stupid flu.
Need to add (closed thread) to the title because that’s what impimp did with his/her flubro thread and claimed that since he/she did that, it was a closed thread
Someone named Dana J Bein change the lyrics to the Queen song. It was too good not to share.
I’ve lost my mind.
I wrote Coronavirus Rhapsody:
Is this a sore throat?
Is this just allergies?
Caught in a lockdown
No escape from reality.
Don’t touch your eyes
Just hand sanitize quicklyyyyy
I’m just a poor boy, no job security
Because of easy spread, even though
washed your hands, laying low
I look out the window, the curve doesn’t look flatter to me, to me
mama, just killed a man
I didn’t stay inside in bed
I walked by him, now he’s dead
mama, life was so much fun
but now I’ve caught this unforgiving plague
mama, oooooh
didn’t mean to make them die
if I’m not back to work this time tomorrow
carry on, carry on as if people didn’t matter
too late, my time has come
sends shivers down my spine
body’s aching all the time
goodbye everybody, I’ve got the flu
gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
mama, oooooh
I don’t wanna die
I sometimes wish I never went out at all
I see a little silhouette of a man
what a douche, what a douche
did he even wash his hands though
security is tightening
very very frightening me
Gotta lay low (gotta lay low)
Gotta lay low (gotta lay low)
Gotta lay low masturbate
Masturbate O O O O
I’m just a poor boy, facing mortality
HE’S JUST A POOR BOY FACING MORTALITY
spare him his life from this monstrosity
Touch your face, wash your hands, will you wash your hands?
BISMILLAH NO WE WILL NOT WASH OUR HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS!)
BISMILLAH NO WE WILL NOT WASH OUR HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS)
BISMILLAH WE WILL NOT WASH YOUR HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS!)
WASH YOUR HANDS! (never, never, never wash your hands oh oh oh oh oh oh oh)
No no no no no
Oh mama mia, mia (mama mia wash your hands!)
COVID-19 has a sickness put aside for me, for me
So you think you can stop me and just shake my hand?
So you think we can hang out and not break our plans?
Oh baby, can’t do this with me, baby,
Just gotta stay home, just gotta stay home with my fever
oooooh
Curving can get flatter
Anyone can see
Curving can get flatter
Curving can get flatter, you’ll see
Just look out your windows….
FLATTEN THE CURVE
Thanks for the new thread. That tittle made me laugh out loud.
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