Posted on 03/23/2020 7:02:43 AM PDT by Trump20162020
Former coronavirus patient Jerri Jorgensen said Friday that the hysteria surrounding the coronavirus has “gotten out of control,” recalling when she was barred from a gym after undergoing quarantine.
“All the toilet paper being gone -- I don’t get the toilet paper,” Jorgensen told “Fox & Friends.”
Jorgensen said that afterward when she got home, the gym’s management called her to tell her to stay away to keep the “senior citizens” safe.
“I go, ‘I am a senior citizen! Wait, what about me?'” Jorgensen said. “And I am the safest one in the gym, probably the safest one in Utah because I’ve been through quarantine and tested more than once negative.”
“And I have a letter from the Centers for Disease Control so it is what it is,” she added.
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She’s probably immune from the virus. It’s the best way to inoculate short of a vaccine.
The Omega lite Woman.
Here is why the toilet paper is gone- I’ve got a theory.
People bought up all the toilet paper so that they would not have to go to the store to get toilet paper, where they are far more likely to be exposed to Chinese Red Death than they are in their homes.
The problem is you start to run out of various fresh foods before you run out of toilet paper, and you’re basically forced to return to the store, or suffer having to eat your rations.
This is cool. We have an article where a woman says, “It’s nothing.” And a 31 year old guy who says it damn near killed him. Back to back.
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I think someone posted a recipe to make amphetamine from toilet paper on the internets.
There are alternatives to toilet paper. May not be preferred....however, people survived prior to toilet paper.
Stocking up food, that's a different story.
I hear that fried TP isn't too bad as long as you have plenty of ketchup. I don't think the nutritional value is very high though.
I imagine they are both being truthful insofar as their individual experiences go.
And you have some people who get cold-like flus and other people who die from them. That’s how diseases often are. People’s bodies react differently.
We’ve been told from the beginning that there would be occasional deaths of the young and healthy, but the vast majority would be the elderly or ones with underlying health issues who are at greatest risk.
I find it curious that the CDC doesn't talk about this much (as far as I know). Maybe they just haven't decided -- but if you really have gone through this, can you get it again, or not? I've seen people speculate but I haven't seen anything definitive.
What do the people that have died from the Coronavirus have to say?
My theory is someone knows how to cook TP and is not sharing with us the recipe.....
I’d guess she’s from Area 51....
Wait a minute.
You mean to tell me that there’s some kind of TP soup out there I don’t know about!?
Holy dogsh!t, I need that recipe!
I wish the media would start COMPARING H1N1 to Covid19. We get all the horrible death stories about Covid19, but none about the SAME horrors that are happening with H1N1. The flu is killing more people in the same horrible ways as is Covid19...but I guess that’s not news. When this is over, some bright light will state there was an over reaction and that this pandemic wasn’t any different from the flu except for the damned media hyping every Covid19 death and ignoring the tragedies of H1N1 that we have (media-wise) become immune to.
Fried!?
That’s got to be bad for my arteries, unless I use that expensive oil.
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