Posted on 03/23/2020 10:42:26 AM PDT by vespa300
Rolls you have
Current Value: 20 Toilet visits per day
Current Value: 7 Average number of wipes per trip
Current Value: 5 Sheets per wipe
Current Value: 2 Sheets on roll
Current Value: 774 People in household
Current Value: 1 (does not take into account different amount of use per person) Days of quarantine
Current Value: 14
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Or women who are heavy bleeders.
Was Sheryl Crow part of this Study?
Yes, just not many good alternatives I guess.
Without getting too graphic ..while I proceed to get graphic...the idiots at that site should talk to woman who bleed in clumps with heavy flow. I was one of them. So was my mother.
Get two or three of those in a house hold and your use of toilet paper will drastically go up.
When a roll is empty, just write the date on the cardboard tube with a sharpie and set it aside. When next roll is empty, compare dates. Do a few times for more data points. Then you have an idea for average usage time in your household. I did that with multiple products years ago to calculate how much of anything I should store. House of Meow did not do panic buying. We were stocked and ready.
Fairly accurate, disasters permitting...
Some people have a compulsion to count just for the sake of counting. It could be anything.
Like Sting in the group Police:
“Every breath you take, every move you make!”
I have a friend who used to wear one of those new watches that monitors your breathing, temperature, heartbeat, blood pressure, steps taken, miles completed, distance climbed, distance downhill. After a few weeks, he got rid of the watch, because it kept him too worried.
I know an alternative and I’m going to stock up before I tell anyone... LOL - I might be kidding...
We always heard that military regulations allowed “2 sheets”.
We found the military paper so slick it was almost useless. Many of us bought our own rolls of commercial brands from the PX.
I’m down to six months, two weeks, one day , four hours and 17 minutes!
That is when you take the tube and scrape the empty end over your butt, then discard in the trash. If you need a second wipe, use the other end.
Stolen from Mr. Mataz
The Japanese call that the kanban system.
It’s one of the fundamentals of the legendary Toyota Production System.
They got the idea from Piggly Wiggly markets in the US.
As a child, I would make furniture out of TP an PT rolls. You’d be amazed what can be done with these rolls.
If at home just take a 1 minute shower from the waist on down.
I though I had months worth now it looks like it’s only 20 days:-)
LOL, A Bogroll bunker. Just what the Doctor ordered. :D
Sung to the tune of the old TV show Branded:
Stranded,
Stranded on the toilet bowl.
What do you do if youre standed and you run out of roll.
To prove youre a man you must swipe it with your hand and not go, eewwwwwwwwwwwww!
Stranded!-)
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