GOP lawmakers got illegal haircuts while calling on Texas Gov. Greg Abbott to reopen salons

5/05/20

[Libloather]

Link only - https://www.texastribune.org/2020/05/05/texas-salons-not-open-illegal-haricuts/

[Libloather]

I'm just stuned by the title.

[Libloather]

https://www.texastribune.org/2020/05/05/texas-salons-not-open-illegal-haricuts/

[dp0622]

In PA they had hair salons where you could get whiskey too for the right price.

[GonzoII]

"illegal haircuts"

Meditate on that America.

[Texas Fossil]

I need a haircut myself. Soon will be acceptable here.

[Luke21]

Lighthead’s aren’t illegal?

[chajin]

Getting underground haircuts requires a large collection of caves. (WWSAD? That’s Sam Adams of course)

[odawg]

Illegal haircuts????!!!!

This is American 2020. The last best hope of mankind.

[Ron H.]

But but but did Governor Abbott get an illegal haircut also? </sarc>

[Buckeye McFrog]

Tony Fauci’s hair always looks freshly trimmed.

[Gene Eric]

Stuned? You can’t be series?

[a fool in paradise]

That you need a license to cut hair- That’s what people should contemplate on...

[a fool in paradise]

They aren’t underground haircuts they are back alley haircuts

[sima_yi]

Make haircuts legal, safe and rare!

[trebb]

And they entail coat hangers sharpened by rubbing them on the concrete of the alleys...real butcher jobs...

[joma89]

Next we will have “illegal eating” and “illegal sleeping” and your leftist neighbors will cheer when you and I are arrested for breaking the laws not to eat or sleep.

JoMa

[MayflowerMadam]

Speaking of “illegal haircuts”, that mayor of Chicago had me speechless when she announced that she got a haircut when nobody else could because she’s “special”.

“Mayor Lori Lightfoot defended getting a haircut over the weekend even though barbers and stylists were shut down under the state’s stay-at-home order, saying she’s the face of the city and the woman who cut her hair wore a mask.

“Asked about that, a visibly annoyed Lightfoot said, ‘I’m the public face of this city. I’m on national media and I’m out in the public eye.’

“’I’m a person who, I take my personal hygiene very seriously. As I said, I felt like I needed to have a haircut,’ Lightfoot said. ‘I’m not able to do that myself, so I got a haircut. ... ‘”

It’s like the peons don’t take personal hygiene seriously.
It’s like the peons don’t feel they need a haircut.
It’s like the peons are able to cut their hair themselves.

What a nasty (and double-ugly) bitch! I can’t believe Chicagoans didn’t raise a ruckus about that.

[a fool in paradise]

It’s about the privacy of a person and their barber

[a fool in paradise]

It’s easier to give a back alley haircut with a lighter

Although I absolutely would not recommend it

[trebb]

Used to be the rage to give singe cuts back in the ‘60s or abouts...