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1 posted on 05/24/2020 1:26:12 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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please no pics....


33 posted on 05/24/2020 2:26:48 PM PDT by cherry
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Five months in and over 10 weeks of economic devastation, and this moron
Meryl Kornfield still refers to it as the “novel” coronavirus.


34 posted on 05/24/2020 2:30:20 PM PDT by LittleBillyInfidel (This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
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Probably just looking for their mail-in ballots.


35 posted on 05/24/2020 3:11:34 PM PDT by desertfreedom765
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Don’t the ‘Rats get food stamps??

Oh, oh THOSE rats!!


37 posted on 05/24/2020 4:05:19 PM PDT by OrangeHoof (Step One of the recovery is 'flatten the curve'. Step Two is to flatten the tyrants.)
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We know they have trouble with voting ballots, but thought they could at least manage take out/drive through.


39 posted on 05/24/2020 4:22:05 PM PDT by Pajamajan ( Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't wait. Do it today.)
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So rat-borne disease in NYC can also be labeled as Cuomo/Fauci- related???


40 posted on 05/24/2020 4:37:11 PM PDT by Oscar in Batangas ( January 20, 2017, High Noon. The end of an error.)
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2 legged rats or 4 legged rats?


43 posted on 05/24/2020 4:47:05 PM PDT by Grampa Dave ( The CHICOM/PRCNN, controllers of America's Fake news media, CDCNN, WHO, are the Deep Staters!))
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Bronze Rat

A Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it He took it to the old shop owner and asked, “How much for the bronze rat ?”

“Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat and $100 for the story,” said the wise old China-man.

The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. “I’ll just take the rat, you can keep the story”.

As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster.

A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.

Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward San Francisco Bay.

Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.

Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay.

Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat and were all drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown.

“Ahhh,” said the owner, “You come back for story ?”

“No sir,” said the man, “I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat.


44 posted on 05/24/2020 4:49:53 PM PDT by Grampa Dave ( The CHICOM/PRCNN, controllers of America's Fake news media, CDCNN, WHO, are the Deep Staters!))
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Farnham makes a product I get at Ranch Supply stores called JUST ONE BITE.

One pound brick, color of peanut brittle. I remove cellophane wrapping, place inside TRIPLE Ziplock gallon bags & hit with hammer on hard surface until it is broken up enough to suit me.

I put it behind appliances so dogs cannot get it in the garage, etc. I put it directly into the ground gopher holes here in N Nevada. I put it under deck or a banquet for same gophers.

I do NOT use gloves when placing it, but I do wash my hands thoroughly when done. Roll up bags & put into high cupboard.

Had Norwegian Tree Rats at last ranch in N Calif, and JUST ONE BITE reduced them to full sized skeletons when I removed pallets of hay stack.


45 posted on 05/24/2020 5:26:22 PM PDT by ridesthemiles
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Are we talking leftists, which is very believable; or actual rat rats?
I’m confused.


46 posted on 05/24/2020 8:58:40 PM PDT by vpintheak (Live free, or die!)
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Tell me again why I should want to live in a city.


47 posted on 05/24/2020 9:23:48 PM PDT by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite its unfashionability)
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Kentucky Fried Rat...yum!


50 posted on 05/25/2020 11:45:41 AM PDT by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Build the Wall Faster! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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