Posted on 06/01/2020 4:29:07 AM PDT by Enlightened1
The government is introducing new measures that will mean 'gathering' with one or more people from outside your household, in a private space such as a house or flat, will be against the law in England.
Sex in your house with someone from outside of your household is set to become illegal today.
The government is introducing new lockdown measures in England that prevent people from socialising (or gathering) with one person from outside of their household in a private space.
Up until now the person visiting a house for sex would have been the one in breach of the measures.
But now both people would technically be able to be prosecuted under the law, with Amendment Regulations being introduced in Parliament on Monday.
For those couples looking for a workaround, having sex in a public place is already illegal.
The new legislation explicitly bans being inside the house in a gathering of more than one person without a reasonable excuse.
People who may be deemed to have a reasonable excuse are sports professionals, people attending funerals, vulnerable persons fleeing a risk of violence, carers and those with unavoidable work commitments.
For those attending a funeral of a loved one, rules encompass staying overnight to attend a funeral as a member of the deceased person’s household or a close family member of the deceased person.
Meanwhile athletes are able to stay in a different location to their own residence if they are training for a competition - and this applies to an elite athlete, a coach and parent.
Others who are exceptions to the new rule are those moving house and people who need to obtain medical assistance.
(Excerpt) Read more at mirror.co.uk ...
This will bankrupt Planned Parenthood if followed.
Paging Neil Ferguson...
“...People who may be deemed to have a reasonable excuse are ... people attending funerals, vulnerable persons fleeing a risk of violence...”
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Hmmmm...it appears that the Brits are legalizing necrophilia and saying it’s still OK to have a hookup but only if it’s with a runaway battered spouse.
How are they going to enforce this? This is just stupid on so many levels. So they go to a motel. The back seat of a car is a handy item. If this stupidity is designed to stop free sex or disease, it’s just not going to work.
The simpleton that hatched this law is living in the moronosphere.
The UK decriminalized prostitution as long as it was an individual. 1 = sex worker, 1+ = brothel. This made it possible for students, mothers, unemployed individuals, etc. to get some extra money in a soft economy. This makes it illegal again.
Those wacky Brits.
So when do they arrest Neil Ferguson?
The genius of government.
“and this applies to an elite athlete, a coach and parent.”
Wow, so athletes are now not allowed to have sex with their coach or parent. That actually makes sense.
Unless you area grooming gang
Lets come on baby
Get in the road
Oh come on now
In the middle of the road, yeah
Sex in my house with someone from another home has been banned for about 35 years.
Benny Hill is rolling over in his grave...to the tune of Yakkity Sax
I see the loophole.
It occurred to me, if people followed the Bible, all the micromanaging, intrusive and ridiculous laws would not be necessary.
Easy enough. Just do it in the front yard like dogs..
“For those couples looking for a workaround, having sex in a public place is already illegal.”
Oops...missed that...
Love in an elevator
Lovin’ it up till I hit the ground
In the air, in the air, honey one more time not, it ain’t fair
Love in an elevator
Lovin’ it up when I’m goin’ down
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