Posted on 07/02/2020 2:08:43 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin
BRADFORD, NH—Following the arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell for sex abuse charges, the FBI is taking no chances in keeping her safe while she awaits trial. Sparing no expense, the FBI has hired top-notch Italian bodyguard Hiluigi Clintonelli.
“It's-a me, Clintonelli!” said the world-renowned bodyguard arriving at the prison.
Thanks to the particularly glowing reviews from high-profile individuals such as President Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew, all federal prison security checks were waived for Hiluigi. “There’s simply no one else that we trust to execute this job as she can.”
“Mamma mia, this simply will not do!” exclaimed Hiluigi Clintonelli as she forcefully cleared the room. She warned that anyone other than her could be a threat to Ghislaine’s life.
Clintonelli also connected all camera feeds to her personal server to ensure that all recorded video was properly secured.
CLINTONelli? I smell a ‘Rat.
Hillary is going to call the suicide hotline to place an order. Bet it happens by the end of the weekend.
Another Clinton casualty.
Okay. Didn’t see the source. Tough being the Bee since you can’t be absurd enough for folks to think it’s satire.
Dead pool.
I haven’t stopped giggling for an hour!
I will just say this now..Maxwell did NOT suicide herself, just putting that out there now, I give her 1 week before they find her hanging in her cell
So...the FBI is tacitly admitting that they have NO agent in their ranks who could more than adequately protect this very valuable asset? Really?
Then what do We The People pay these pukes for?
Is it to early to order flowers for her funeral? Just wondering...
Well played sir. Well played.
Bat Boy salutes the Bee!
The Clintons and the DNC wish to express their heartfelt sympathy and prayers for the passing of Ms. Maxwell on Friday 3 July 2020 due to her untimely suicide.
Clintonelli?
Ya can’t make this -—t up!
“....Hillary is going to call the suicide hotline to place an order. Bet it happens by the end of the weekend. Another Clinton casualty....”
IF she hasn’t already called it in.
Instead of locking her up in an undisclosed location, they’ll probably make it easy for the PIAPS and lock her up in the same cell that Epstein was in. NOTHING would surprise me with these azzholes.
Babylon Bee fell down on the job. The article has no reference to Jeffrey Epstein. Some people may not make the connection.
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