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1 posted on 07/15/2020 10:57:26 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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I love marmot! Guess they’ll start recalling it at Kroger.


2 posted on 07/15/2020 10:58:25 AM PDT by bwest
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Just about a year ago: https://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3747861/posts


3 posted on 07/15/2020 10:58:26 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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I don’t know why
He swallowed the marmot

Perhaps he’ll varmot


4 posted on 07/15/2020 10:58:26 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog (Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer)
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Roast Marmot!

Great. Now I’m starving.


5 posted on 07/15/2020 10:58:29 AM PDT by CharleysPride (Triton 2038!)
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Okay, a Mongolian died from eating a Marmot.


6 posted on 07/15/2020 10:59:05 AM PDT by dljordan
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Why would anyone eat a whistle pig?


8 posted on 07/15/2020 11:00:08 AM PDT by MileHi (Liberalism is an ideology of parasites, hypocrites, grievance mongers, victims, and control freaks.)
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It’s been a coon’s age since I had marmot.
I did stay at a Marmot Inn this week.


9 posted on 07/15/2020 11:01:18 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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There’s an old saying in Mongolia.....

“Sometimes you eat the marmot, and sometimes the marmot kills you.”


10 posted on 07/15/2020 11:01:41 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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Does it taste like chicken?


11 posted on 07/15/2020 11:01:47 AM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (The Revolution Will Not Be Televised but It Will Be Livestreamed)
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Note to self:

Do not eat any more marmot....................


12 posted on 07/15/2020 11:02:15 AM PDT by Red Badger (To a liberal, 9-11 was 'illegal fireworks activity'..........................)
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Marmot, Everett?


13 posted on 07/15/2020 11:02:57 AM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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This puts a major crimp in the marmot BBQ extravaganza I had planned for next weekend.

Guess I'll have to go with the honey badger roast, instead...

14 posted on 07/15/2020 11:02:58 AM PDT by kiryandil (Chris Wallace: Because someone has to drive the Clown Car)
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Rodent. It’s not just for breakfast anymore.


15 posted on 07/15/2020 11:03:28 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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First, the marmots came after our cars. Now they’re after us.

https://www.adventure-journal.com/2020/07/beware-car-eating-rodents/
Beware the Car-Eating Mountain Rodents


18 posted on 07/15/2020 11:05:45 AM PDT by abb
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I like a good marmot steak as much as the next guy.

That’s why I only eat marmot that is approved by the MDA (Mongolian Department Of Agriculture).

“If it doesn’t say MDA, then it’s not OK.”


19 posted on 07/15/2020 11:05:46 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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“Marmots are large ground squirrels, a type of rodent...”

Wow. No kidding?! Squirrels are rodents!? I would never have known that if it weren’t for a CNN “reporter” telling me.

What next? “Breaking News : Milk comes from cows”


21 posted on 07/15/2020 11:06:00 AM PDT by lefty-lie-spy (Stay Metal)
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Is that somewhere in northern Montana?


23 posted on 07/15/2020 11:06:12 AM PDT by SkyDancer (~ Pilots: Looking Down On People Since 1903 ~)
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Marmot , your Bubonic Plague Delight


24 posted on 07/15/2020 11:07:07 AM PDT by butlerweave
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You can get Leprosy from eating Armadillo.


25 posted on 07/15/2020 11:07:35 AM PDT by Kickass Conservative ( Kill a Commie for your Mommy.)
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I enjoy shooting prairie dogs (they are a menace to ranchers, destroying grazing land and making it dangerous footing for both cattle and horse) but I never touch the kill. They also carry BP. Leave them for other predators.

For those animal worshipers out there, yes, they look cute, but they might as well be rats for the damage they do and the diseases they carry.

26 posted on 07/15/2020 11:08:09 AM PDT by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
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