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2 posted on
09/12/2020 4:51:44 PM PDT by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(The Constitution guarantees the States protection against insurrection. Act now, Mr. President!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
So it changes several hundred times a day...
No thanks
3 posted on
09/12/2020 4:52:53 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
LOL
The title alone made me laugh out loud.
No question that this one was satire.
Even if such technology did exist ... it wouldn’t work!
4 posted on
09/12/2020 4:55:28 PM PDT by
TigersEye
(In all things ... trigger discipline.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Can it dump liquid nitrogen into the vents for those times when she gives you “The Look”, like when you’re flipping through the channels and you stay too long on women’s beach volleyball?
6 posted on
09/12/2020 4:55:51 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(In 2016 Obama ended America's 220 year tradition of peaceful transfer of power after an election.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The MTBF with your compressor, the heater, and the blower drops down to a few hundred hours but, the wife is happy!
7 posted on
09/12/2020 4:56:59 PM PDT by
ocrp1982
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
So, it just adds 10 degrees to whatever I want?
8 posted on
09/12/2020 4:57:04 PM PDT by
cdcdawg
(Biden has dementia.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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11 posted on
09/12/2020 4:58:45 PM PDT by
dontreadthis
(A TIMELINE OF TREASON on Profile Page)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Requires 500 teragigs of memory which costs $25,000
12 posted on
09/12/2020 4:59:46 PM PDT by
bunkerhill7
(That`s 464 people per square foot! Is this corrrect?? It's NYC.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
If a man is alone in a forest, and his wife isn’t around to hear him, is he still wrong?
13 posted on
09/12/2020 5:00:03 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
It can never be too cold for me.
14 posted on
09/12/2020 5:00:53 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
An excellent invention....domestic tranquility comes of such genius.
18 posted on
09/12/2020 5:02:17 PM PDT by
Gay State Conservative
(Thanks To Biden Voters Oregon Is Now A Battleground State!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The air goes on when it is over 80 and the heat goes on when it is under 50.
Which means that unless we are away during the winter the heat never goes on and the air comes on maybe twice a year.
Oh, no we do not freeze, we have a wood stove that keeps the house very cozy in the winter.
This wife wants to keep the utility bills as low as possible.
19 posted on
09/12/2020 5:07:47 PM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(And lead us not into hysteria, but deliver us from the handwashers. Amen!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Matrimostat?!?
Ted Shmarmanarf?!?
ROTFLAMO!
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
23 posted on
09/12/2020 5:32:44 PM PDT by
sauropod
(I will not comply.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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LOL, if it can figure out what she wants, it should marry her!!!
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
That is because women are much more likely to be judgmental, they are trained at an early age to want this, and not that, and are much less “accepting.” It is a side effect of the needed skills for child rearing, and the consequences of pursuing “Beauty”
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
My wife is always asking if it feels cold to me - I always answer that it doesn’t...she’d have it at 80 if she could.
31 posted on
09/13/2020 3:08:29 AM PDT by
trebb
(Don't howl about illegal leeches, or Trump in general, while not donating to FR - it's hypocritical.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
After a couple has been together for 15 or 20 years, the only difference between a husband and a wife is 3 degrees on the thermostat.
32 posted on
09/13/2020 8:55:51 AM PDT by
ops33
(SMSgt, USAF, Retired)
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