Posted on 12/21/2020 12:35:26 PM PST by sodpoodle
So I went to a shrink and told him, "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.
I'm scared and I think I'm going crazy."
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year", said the shrink. "Come in and talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears".
How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit", replied the doctor.
"I'll sleep on it", I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?", he asked.
"Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year is $12,480.00.
A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck."
"Is that so?" With a bit of an attitude, he said, "and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now!"
FORGET THE SHRINKS, HAVE A DRINK AND TALK TO A BARTENDER!
” But to cut off a man’s legs and steal his drawers.”
Colonel Henry Blake.
So I went to see a shrink once. He said I had a split personality and charged me $100.
M I said, “Here’s $50, get the rest from the other guy!”
I knew a college coed that was majoring in both business and psychology. For $20 bucks she’d blow your mind.
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