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Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home
New York Post ^ | Yaron Steinbuch

Posted on 01/18/2021 3:00:43 PM PST by GQuagmire

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To: joshua c
Everybody knows Gwyneth has a dry gulch. Probably smells like lube.

I didn't know that KY burned. Then again, I never really even thought of trying.

101 posted on 01/18/2021 8:31:07 PM PST by OldMissileer (Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
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To: Albion Wilde

Only in America.


102 posted on 01/18/2021 9:26:18 PM PST by Theophilus (Breathe free or die hard!)
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To: shanover

My reaction as well.


103 posted on 01/18/2021 9:34:55 PM PST by steve86 (Prophecies of Maelmhaedhoc O'Morgair (Latin form: Malachy))
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To: the OlLine Rebel

Your comment sums up my reaction as well.


104 posted on 01/18/2021 9:37:59 PM PST by steve86 (Prophecies of Maelmhaedhoc O'Morgair (Latin form: Malachy))
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To: GQuagmire

Maybe yeast buildup warmed too much causing fermentation with flammable ethanol as a result till the next time it was lit *boom* .... Just supposing and guessin you know /jk


105 posted on 01/18/2021 9:41:50 PM PST by redcatcherb412
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To: GQuagmire

She stole the idea from Demi Moore’s bathtub candle scene in the 1995 movie “The Scarlet Letter.”


106 posted on 01/18/2021 9:44:39 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: GQuagmire

Gwyneth Paltrow must have a smoking hot...

Talk of “ Baby, won’t you light my fire...”


107 posted on 01/18/2021 10:28:40 PM PST by Cronos
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To: GQuagmire
Exactly...where to begin? So some movie star is selling bad smelling candles that are called "This Smells Like My ******"? And now they're exploding?

I think I'm in the wrong business!

108 posted on 01/19/2021 4:20:33 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Trump: "They're After You. I'm Just In The Way")
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To: GQuagmire

Tuna or Sea Bass?


109 posted on 01/19/2021 5:09:57 AM PST by cp124 (They can live in there own fake reality and I will live in my reality.)
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To: Atticus

“Maybe I should get that checked out...”


110 posted on 01/19/2021 5:14:09 AM PST by MortMan (Shouldn't "palindrome" read the same forward and backward?)
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To: campaignPete R-CT

What is that, gab? If the General was teasing a counter-coup, I’m unimpressed for nothing has happened.


111 posted on 01/21/2021 5:14:14 PM PST by Impy (George Washington did not concede to King George.)
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To: campaignPete R-CT; fieldmarshaldj; BillyBoy; GOPsterinMA; NFHale

Gwen’s vagina, specifically? Spoiled fish tacos is a bizarre scent for a candle.


112 posted on 01/21/2021 5:15:35 PM PST by Impy (George Washington did not concede to King George.)
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To: Impy

It was an imposter account

News reports about it


113 posted on 01/21/2021 8:52:51 PM PST by campaignPete R-CT (Committee to Re-Elect the President ( CREEP ) )
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