For some, wearing a mask is liberating

Stamford Advocate ^ | March 11, 2021 Updated: March 11, 2021 5:50 p.m. | Petula Dvorak , The Washington Post

[dfwgator]

In their cases they need a mask that covers their whole face.

[sunny bonobo]

This is pretty vomit inducing.

[mylife]

Some like BDSM

[Starcitizen]

Basement dwellers, Muslims, Antifa (one-and-the-same) and Redditors all love their CCP loyalty device.

We even have lots of Karens here that love saying “just wear the damned mask”

[CheshireTheCat]

I had no idea before this year how many neurotic people there are in this country.

On the positive side, I also learned that people I thought were neurotic really aren’t, or at least are on the low end of neurotic continuum.

[Maskot]

I don’t wear one just begging to be confronted by Karen. I’m ready!!! Karen will be “talking to my manager” sans teeth

[lizma2]

Was in Indy last June. (Live in Maryland with lock-down Larry. We’ve been masked since last March.)

Went to grocery store and only the employees had masks. I was shocked to see how much pleasure I got seeing a stranger smile at me! It was great!

Slowly, surely, the left and tech is cutting us away from socialization. Makes it easier for them to control us.

[al baby]

its kinda cool i can give my teeth the day off

[untenured]

With a mask, you can sing in the grocery store, talk to yourself on a walk, grimace in the gym, leave the spinach in your teeth, have coffee breath, forget lipstick - and no one is the wiser. Oh, the savings on Altoids and L'Oréal this past year!

I have actually noticed this the last few weeks since it has warmed up. I often use (walk or bike) a bike path near my home, and recently I have noticed a woman who rides her bike and sings loudly as she goes by. I’m a live-and-let-live kind of guy, so I don’t get FR-volcanically-angry about it, but it’s interesting that the author here has noticed this too.

[noexcuses]

Other than saving on lipstick I HATE MASKS!!!

[HerrBlucher]

The Eloi love being controlled by the Morlocks

[Billthedrill]

I guess if you’re into robbing liquor stores it’s nice not to have to remember to put one on.

[katykelly]

I have always worn lipstick 💄 under my mask , and put a a kiss 💋 on the front of my mask . Thank goodness I no longer have to wear a mask . Texas

[JRios1968]

It does allow me to make snide remarks to myself when I see Walmartians

[Sicon]

With a mask, you can sing in the grocery store, talk to yourself on a walk, grimace in the gym, leave the spinach in your teeth, have coffee breath, forget lipstick...

Look like a sheep... Re-breathe your own CO2... Delude yourself that you “care” about others... Delude yourself that you’re “safer”...

Idiots.

[noexcuses]

Love Walmartians! I’m stealing it!

[entropy12]

My wife wears the mask thinking it will protect her.
I wear the mask just so I don’t have to shave for a week.

[Sirius Lee]

conservative98 With a mask, you can sing in the grocery store, talk to yourself on a walk, grimace in the gym, leave the spinach in your teeth, have coffee breath, forget lipstick...

...I usually remember to lift my kilt and wipe off your wife's before I head home.

[conservative98]

Also note none of them give Covid as a reason for still wearing a mask.

[entropy12]

I don’t breathe my own CO2. Because I have strong lungs from exercising EVERY DAY on the treadmill. 81 year young and want to stay young with daily exercise.
https://youtu.be/I55ZxIwbuO