[Eleutheria5]

But what if all those eight billion people had a really big lunch and farted in unison? Would this cause an outbreak of tsunamis and global warming, tearing the planet apart? Jor El warned Krypton of this, and they laughed at him, heading for the burrito stands on the beach. Luckily, he launched the rocket with his son Kal El into the void before the Kryptonians took his dare. You should be careful what you say to a Kryptonian, and don't export Mexican food to other planets. Next thing you know, you'll have a super powered busybody with bad fashion sense flying around saving people from themselves.

[Truthoverpower]

A better question which I’ve always asked to global warming nut balls is the following

If all the above sea level ice on planet earth melted how much would that raise the ocean sea levels?

Now mind you the north and south poles average about -22-50°C so it’s never gonna happen

But the answer will surprise you

[Rurudyne]

The Fartocalypse is upon us!

[Phlap]

On what side of the IDL would everyone be? With out that information, how could we know?

[EvilCapitalist]

Have these people factored in Michael Moore? That fat ass would cause the oceans to rise exponentially all by himself.

[Daffynition]

Answer: the same thing that would happen if all 350 million toilets in the United States were flushed at the same time?

[budj]

INCLUDING?????

[GSWarrior]

I have often pondered this question. Seriously.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Sounds racist.

[JerseyDvl]

Eureka!

[Migraine]

If all 8 billion farted at once and then lightning struck, it would be the end of the world as we know it (of course that was achieved the minute that many people obeyed the order to jump in).

[Cboldt]

this would double the answer to 0.00024 inches, which is still only about the width of a human hair.

A human hair is about 0.003 (3/1,000), which is ten times 0.0003 (3/10,000).

[ConservaTexan]

“Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn’t happen.” - Steven Wright.

[FatherofFive]

The entire population of the world, standing shoulder to shoulder, front to back, would fit in Jacksonville, Florida.

[minnesota_bound]

I read once that all the people in the world could fit inside Texas.

[lowbridge]

I always wondered why sea levels rise.

[bgill]

Not everyone is a moron who would do this twitter challenge.

[Scrambler Bob]

Are they going to pee in the ocean, or just hold it.

How much will difference will that make?

[kjam22]

None

[headsonpikes]

Assuming “10 cubic feet per person”.

Wow! These 5 foot tall porkers weigh about 660 pounds each!