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1 posted on 04/14/2021 9:11:22 AM PDT by Red Badger
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2 posted on 04/14/2021 9:14:21 AM PDT by dadfly
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Let the fart jokes commence!


3 posted on 04/14/2021 9:19:00 AM PDT by Carpe Cerevisi
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And politically it makes sense, too!


4 posted on 04/14/2021 9:19:13 AM PDT by Empire_of_Liberty
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This is almost to easy.


6 posted on 04/14/2021 9:26:28 AM PDT by Leep (Save America. Lock down Joe Biden!)
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Beans, beans the brainy fruit
The more you eat the more you toot
The more you toot the more you think
So eat some beans and make a stink


7 posted on 04/14/2021 9:31:59 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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Awesome, I was wondering g which toxic gas I should use next to fill my brain with... now I know!


8 posted on 04/14/2021 9:33:32 AM PDT by Bob434
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Oh God, here come several hundred joke posts...


9 posted on 04/14/2021 9:37:08 AM PDT by BiglyCommentary
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This is why I fart and trap my wife under the covers.


10 posted on 04/14/2021 9:40:20 AM PDT by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
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“Toxic Gas in Rat Brains Reveals Potential for New Dementia Treatments”

Well.... that explains the problem with DemonRats so they should have plenty of customers.


11 posted on 04/14/2021 9:47:53 AM PDT by LastDayz (A blunt and brazen Texan. I will not be assimilated.)
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I guess that “routine procedure” Biden underwent yesterday was to get a vent installed in his head. Maybe it will help.


12 posted on 04/14/2021 9:53:50 AM PDT by pepsi_junkie (Often wrong, but never in doubt!)
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hydrogen sulfide (H2S)
It's found in "sour wells" by oil drillers, and under the anoxia layer of oceans and seas. A good big whiff of it can cause death, blindness, paralysis, lots of fun.

14 posted on 04/14/2021 11:09:56 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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Oh I see. Get undressed, and we’ll meet you “in the shower”!


15 posted on 04/14/2021 2:00:01 PM PDT by SgtHooper (If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
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Where did they harvest the toxic gas in rat brains? Congress?


16 posted on 04/14/2021 5:08:54 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("One steps out with actresses, one doesn't marry them."—Philip, Duke of Edinburgh)
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