Posted on 04/22/2021 9:57:12 AM PDT by BipolarBob
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a somber address on Tuesday, Nancy Pelosi thanked millions of aborted babies for sacrificing their lives for women's rights.
"Thank you 60 million babies, for sacrificing your life for the noble cause of reproductive healthcare," she began. "Because of you, and because of millions of activists around the world who came out to abort their children and fight for abortion rights, the world will remember you."
Sources say that over 60 million unborn children have been brutally killed since the 1973 Roe V. Wade decision, which has resulted in the spread of reproductive choice for women as well as rapists all around the world. "They did not die in vain," said Pelosi.
In additional comments, Pelosi also expressed gratefulness for the babies who have died for the noble cause of Democrat fundraising.
Why won’t the Catholic Church denounce and excommunicate these monsters?
Yeah. If it wasn’t so funny I’d cry. I’ll cry anyway.
Money. Money. Money.
It isn’t funny, but it is VERY accurate and skewers that bitch. But she couldn’t care less.
While she’s at it, she should thank the victims of the CCP virus for giving their lives so that government could assert totalitarian control over its citizens.
Disgusting satire....but I have no problem believing that demented old hag might say something like this.
All the “pro-choice” people will be spinning on rotisseries in the worst flames of hell, for supporting those babies’ deaths.
Moloch is pleased.
This isn’t from the Babylon Bee is it? They didn’t sacrifice their lives, they had them taken.
That headline makes about as much sense as what Nancy actually did say. Both are melodramatic. Both are goofy to the point of sounding bizarre.
And as test guinea pigs for big pharma.
Good satire can be a disturbing, and so close to reality that it takes reading or examining the source to identify it as such. The laughter it causes is not the same as at a joke. In this case, Babylon Bee gets full marks. It’s a sharp stick poke in the eye to Pelosi.
Didn’t see the BB notice at the bottom; was a gotcha.
Sometimes the Bee simply makes a point without humor.
You’re not familiar with the Bee.
What, and empty the coffers?
Denounce them? They INVITE them to the Vatican. The fake pope is not even Christian.
“It’s a sharp stick poke in the eye to Pelosi.”
Nancy will probably never see it but some of her closest advisors will. They will remember it all during eternity.
When I first saw the headline, but not that it was the Bee, I imagined the Lord telling Nancy about some people wanting to properly thank her for thanking them.
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