Posted on 04/24/2021 8:26:53 AM PDT by BenLurkin
Why is that guy talking to his electric toothbrush?
“The aliens have taken over the space station!”
“Frank, you are sending out a message on your toothbrush again. No wonder we never get rescued. You and your toothbrush and Cindy trying to type out a message on the microwave keypad. This is what happens with Obama budget cuts.”
The black guy has an arrow in his head.
Do we need any more evidence that space aliens have taken over the space station?
Nope. Crew 1 had 4 people in the capsule as well. THAT was a first, for a capsule, at least.
The Shuttle had 7 aboard on a regular basis.
LOL!
And don’t forget, ‘aliens’ are really just demons. /rimsho
LOL
May have to reseed.
Not the Grabassians.
They are friendly diplomats smuggling dope in their diplomatic pouches.
Makes it harder for the other naughts to give you a wedgy? 🤷🏻♂️
I notice nobody wore the red shirt today.
True, but Bob is showing us his floating iPad trick.
Good one, Bob, you old magician, you.
And now, the Space Station Choir will entertain you with their rendition of
Muskrat Love.
Anna one Anna two......
The gal with the mic must have used an entire can of hairspray.
who gets to spend the first Saturday night in the barrel?
The white chick next to him has a skill saw blade in her head its mayhem up there
i love the farts in the bath tub sound
“This is one of our favorite parts of being on the International Space Station. We’ll now take questions from some of our young fans. The first question is from Dave in Two Dot, Montana. Go ahead, Dave.”
“Where is Jar Jar Binks? Why don’t you ever show Jar Jar Binks?”
“Well, Dave, Jar Jar is just a movie character. We are real astronauts.”
“How can you call yourselves real astronauts? Where are your light sabres? Where are the Hobbits?”
“Dave, I’m afraid you are mixing up your movies.”
“Yeah, well, I’m not the one wearing Dockers in space. Maybe you can all wear Leisure Suits tomorrow.”
“That’s it for today’s question period. Join us tomorrow as we flush the space toilet over Dave’s house.”
I like the guy in the middle in the back.
“Spend your whole damn life training to be an astronaut and they make you sit in the back in the dark for the pictures. I should have been a rap singer like Mom wanted.”
You’re right!
Pretty soon, some alien is going to come up and ask for a dental exam!
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