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White House Reminds Nation That Permission Slips To Eat A Hot Dog On The 4th Of July Are Due By Friday
The Babylon Bee ^
| May 11, 2021
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 05/12/2021 6:58:52 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...
I’m afraid I can’t get a permissions slip because both my parents are dead, and doctors . . . well, you know doctors!
DANG!
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Thank goodness I can still eat all the grilled kielbasa I want.
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posted on
05/12/2021 7:04:05 PM PDT
by
Some Fat Guy in L.A.
(Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite its unfashionability)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I don’t have a grill so my hot dog loophole will be to microwave my dogs.
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posted on
05/12/2021 7:08:58 PM PDT
by
mountainlion
(Live well for those that did not make it back.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
HAM-burgers will not be served out of respect for our Muslim friends.
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posted on
05/12/2021 7:10:21 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(I'm old enough to remember when the quarantine was to be 2 weeks)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Suppose I’d be totally out of line to ask for two hot dogs... with chili and cheese.
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posted on
05/12/2021 7:16:29 PM PDT
by
Flick Lives
(“Today we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives.”)
To: Flick Lives
Comrade - you are only entitled to one Hot Dog with chili or cheese - and only until everyone else has their fair share.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
You know we are in deep kimchi when a ridiculous article such as this has to be scrutinized to make sure it is satire.
The way these arsewipes operate, such an edict would not be all that surprising....
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posted on
05/12/2021 7:24:07 PM PDT
by
xrmusn
(6/98 "Message to GOP "GO FUnd YOURSELF")
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“I’m afraid I can’t get a permissions slip because both my parents are dead,”
Oh give me a break! If they can still vote then surely they can give you a permission slip.
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posted on
05/12/2021 7:24:25 PM PDT
by
Clay Moore
(RIP, Rush )
To: EC Washington
Comrade - you are only entitled to one Hot Dog with chili or cheese - and only until everyone else has their fair share.
In Biden’s America you shall be allocated one tofu-based hot dog every Tuesday. And one bun per month. Enjoy your prosperity, Citizen.
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posted on
05/12/2021 7:25:39 PM PDT
by
doragsda
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Notice there are no restrictions on Tofu Dogs.
To: EC Washington
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posted on
05/12/2021 7:32:11 PM PDT
by
taterjay
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
PragerU
Seth Dillon is the CEO of The Babylon Bee, where they write satire for a living. You’d think that would be easy in today’s absurd world, but in reality, it’s just the opposite. Seth explains why this endangers the very concept of free speech and the open exchange of ideas.
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posted on
05/12/2021 7:34:14 PM PDT
by
Bratch
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
And to whom are they to be delivered to?
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posted on
05/12/2021 7:41:38 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(If At First You Don't Succeed ~ So Much For Skydiving)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I’m afraid I can’t get a permissions slip because both my parents are dead... Mine too, but I think I can still {cough!} forge their signatures.
Hotdogs for me!
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posted on
05/12/2021 8:06:06 PM PDT
by
Allegra
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Not everyone will be approved. The White House will hold a “hot dog lottery” so that 25 lucky winners will be allowed to eat a hot dog (if they can afford it).
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posted on
05/12/2021 8:09:09 PM PDT
by
OrangeHoof
(Chinese communism will look different once the masks come off.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The celebrations will be big this year in conservative states.
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posted on
05/12/2021 8:11:39 PM PDT
by
familyop
(Third world slaves are misled to generalize distrust against friendly learners.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“You people”
“Hotdogs”
These people’s are sick.
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posted on
05/12/2021 8:14:23 PM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
( what is scarier than offensive words? Not being able to say them...God wins. )
To: llevrok
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posted on
05/12/2021 8:15:17 PM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
( what is scarier than offensive words? Not being able to say them...God wins. )
To: Bratch
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posted on
05/12/2021 8:23:12 PM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
( what is scarier than offensive words? Not being able to say them...God wins. )
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