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Cop Calls Backup for 'Drone' Following Her Only to Find Out It's Planet Jupiter
Newsweak ^ | 7/19/21 AT 5:53 PM EDT | SARA SANTORA ON

Posted on 07/21/2021 7:56:59 AM PDT by BenLurkin

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To: montag813
Perfect!


21 posted on 07/21/2021 8:28:52 AM PDT by Michael.SF. (Never do anything illegal, when you are doing something illegal. )
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To: BenLurkin

Was it aligned with Mars?...................


22 posted on 07/21/2021 8:29:26 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: BenLurkin

I’ve got it even worse than her.

I keep running west as fast as can, but this big ball of fire in the sky keeps chasing me.


23 posted on 07/21/2021 8:32:04 AM PDT by seowulf (Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos...Will Durant)
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To: BenLurkin

The bar is low in Scotland.


24 posted on 07/21/2021 8:33:47 AM PDT by oil_dude
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To: Red Badger

Love will guide the stars.


25 posted on 07/21/2021 8:36:10 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: ResponseAbility

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26 posted on 07/21/2021 8:39:54 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

Mystic crystal revelations.................


27 posted on 07/21/2021 8:43:05 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: BenLurkin

Jupiter must look alot bigger in Scotland...


28 posted on 07/21/2021 8:53:16 AM PDT by Clutch Martin (The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
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To: jmacusa
Last night I was observing the Moon. It was glowing a reddish orange. It has been for most of the week.

That's probably from the smoke from the western fires. It might not get all the way to Scotland.

29 posted on 07/21/2021 8:54:17 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Police should refuse duty at NBA venues. Let them wallow in their desired chaos without police.)
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To: Sans-Culotte

Gotta run a long way to get away from a planet chasing you. Half way around the world might be enough, if you go in the right direction.


30 posted on 07/21/2021 9:15:21 AM PDT by Pollard
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To: BenLurkin

And the true believers scoff at similar explanations for UFO sightings.


31 posted on 07/21/2021 9:48:39 AM PDT by ifinnegan ( Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: BenLurkin

Maybe she needs to join the Friends of Venus. :P


32 posted on 07/21/2021 9:52:53 AM PDT by Kriggerel ("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
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To: BenLurkin

Blood tox screen?


33 posted on 07/21/2021 9:54:37 AM PDT by DPMD
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To: Bonemaker

Nice photo; you left out the drone.


34 posted on 07/21/2021 9:55:26 AM PDT by DPMD
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To: Clutch Martin

It’s not that Jupiter looks bigger there; it’s just that all of the propellers on the planet make it look like a drone.


35 posted on 07/21/2021 9:57:19 AM PDT by DPMD
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To: BenLurkin

That is a BIG drone!


36 posted on 07/21/2021 9:58:24 AM PDT by left that other site (If you do not stand firm in your faith, you will not stand at all. (Isaiah 7:9))
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To: KarlInOhio

I live on The Jersey Shore. That’s a long way east for smoke to travel.


37 posted on 07/21/2021 10:30:40 AM PDT by jmacusa (America. Founded by geniuses . Now governed by idiots.)
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To: Bonemaker

Lol


38 posted on 07/21/2021 11:15:10 AM PDT by combat_boots (Hi God bless Israel and all who protect and defend her. Merry Christmas! In God We Trust! )
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To: BenLurkin

Some Coast Guard guys I met once complained they’d spent a good part of a stormy winter night investigating an “explosion” off the coast that had been reported by a woman in her home on shore. Turned out the light was a tanker doing a visual inspection of the deck with a searchlight, and the noise was her oil heater turning on.


39 posted on 07/21/2021 11:18:19 AM PDT by Flash Bazbeaux
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To: BenLurkin

Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider.


40 posted on 07/21/2021 11:18:22 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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