Posted on 09/15/2021 1:34:44 PM PDT by sodpoodle
1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your bottom with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim.
10. If your cousin is President of the United States You may be a Muslim.
My e-mail friend sent this to me, so I checked it out.
Amazing how many people will go all in with atheist leftists, if the leftists give them a distraction. They are almost too easy to trick.
I doubt it’s Jeff Foxworthy but funny and makes a point.
Lmao!! I needed a laugh today.
Thanks FRiend.
Did you check the link?
“Did you check the link?”
Why? Does the link say it’s not Foxworthy?
Snopes says the list did NOT originate with Jeff Foxworthy.
The site sodpoodle linked to goes so far as to post Foxworthy’s photo. Doesn’t make it true.
Well, it’s not from Jeff Foxworthy. It’s from Jff Foxworhty.
“If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim“
Love Jeff
“Did you check the link?”
Are you so weak that you need someone to push one button for you?
If you believe that “women are for babies and boys are for pleasure,” you may be a Muslim or a Catholic priest.
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