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Jeff Foxworthy on Islam
Northwood Ministries ^ | 10/30/2014 | Jff Foxworhty

Posted on 09/15/2021 1:34:44 PM PDT by sodpoodle

1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.

4. If you wipe your bottom with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim

6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim.

10. If your cousin is President of the United States You may be a Muslim.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Education; History
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Old article but still relevant.
1 posted on 09/15/2021 1:34:44 PM PDT by sodpoodle
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My e-mail friend sent this to me, so I checked it out.


2 posted on 09/15/2021 1:37:02 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly, carry tweezers.)
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To: sodpoodle

Amazing how many people will go all in with atheist leftists, if the leftists give them a distraction. They are almost too easy to trick.


3 posted on 09/15/2021 1:38:11 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: sodpoodle

I doubt it’s Jeff Foxworthy but funny and makes a point.


4 posted on 09/15/2021 1:38:59 PM PDT by ifinnegan ( Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: sodpoodle

Lmao!! I needed a laugh today.

Thanks FRiend.


5 posted on 09/15/2021 1:39:19 PM PDT by americas.best.days... ( Donald John Trump has pulled the sword from the stone.)
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To: ifinnegan

Did you check the link?


6 posted on 09/15/2021 1:41:06 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly, carry tweezers.)
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“Did you check the link?”

Why? Does the link say it’s not Foxworthy?


7 posted on 09/15/2021 1:42:44 PM PDT by ifinnegan ( Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: ifinnegan; sodpoodle

Snopes says the list did NOT originate with Jeff Foxworthy.

The site sodpoodle linked to goes so far as to post Foxworthy’s photo. Doesn’t make it true.


8 posted on 09/15/2021 1:48:33 PM PDT by DannyTN
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9 posted on 09/15/2021 1:51:14 PM PDT by Kevmo (I’m immune from Covid since I don’t watch TV.🤗)
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To: DannyTN
LOL, I will trust even the most down and dirty written-in-the-middle-of-the-night with pirated software, pop-up ads, malware, dead links, and fake news on the ones that do work before I would give a nod to Snopes! That said...


10 posted on 09/15/2021 1:59:38 PM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
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To: ifinnegan

Well, it’s not from Jeff Foxworthy. It’s from Jff Foxworhty.


11 posted on 09/15/2021 1:59:57 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: DannyTN
Don’t care who it’s from, it’s still funny.

“If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim“

12 posted on 09/15/2021 2:18:00 PM PDT by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
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To: sodpoodle

Love Jeff


13 posted on 09/15/2021 2:58:53 PM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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To: sodpoodle

“Did you check the link?”

Are you so weak that you need someone to push one button for you?


14 posted on 09/15/2021 3:32:29 PM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: sodpoodle

If you believe that “women are for babies and boys are for pleasure,” you may be a Muslim or a Catholic priest.


15 posted on 09/15/2021 3:40:31 PM PDT by Clemenza
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