To: SunkenCiv

The worlds deadliest bird?

A sparrow in a tree with a machine gun.

9 posted on 10/12/2021 3:36:15 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)

To: blueunicorn6

A hawk with a JAGM.

14 posted on 10/12/2021 3:45:28 PM PDT by TexasGator (UF)

To: blueunicorn6

Probably convinced by Harold that they were marines in an effort to free up more perching space for his flock.

Nothing more dangerous that a sheep with ideas…

15 posted on 10/12/2021 3:45:34 PM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)

To: blueunicorn6

What does the ten ton canary say?

CHIRP!

16 posted on 10/12/2021 4:02:02 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)

To: blueunicorn6

A murder of crows.

31 posted on 10/12/2021 5:45:44 PM PDT by Salamander ("Salamander has barbaric tendencies" /Gundog)

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