I think I saw a bigfoot not long ago, but it’s hard to tell because there were lots of trees in the way. It was making noises like trees ripping in half and boulders hitting the ground. I saw something that moved in a strange way, like fast jerky movements both up and down and side to side. Then I think it left. I went back the way I came.
That was only Ilhan Omar taking a dump in the forest. She has yet to learn what a toilet is and is for.
Elk country? Bear country? The worst noise I ever heard in the woods was a bull elk beating the bejeezus out of a tree.