Hahaha good one! First laugh of my day! Thank you!
^^
This is 100% plausible.
How can there be snowflakes? We were promised global warming, dammit!
To enjoy life, we have to keep our humor in the backyard...haaa!!!
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8:28 am should have been - “Make snow ‘For Sale’ sign’
Time to vacate the neighborhood.
[ ‘snowballs’ - ha ha ha! ]
you should have made a snow Elvis impersonator, although I’m not sure how to make the pelvis. But it could have been a gay former woman.
Yes! Babylon Bee quality material!
This should have gone:
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - My feminist neighbor asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:11 - I castigate my shrew of a neighbor for “assuming gender”
end
I can’t see any of my neighbors so I’m good !!
Exactly
Good one. Great laugh to start the day.
So here’s another one back at you....
This is why our young people cannot do math.
Johnny comes home from high school and tells his father that he is having trouble with his Algebra. The dad says, “let me look at it, I was always good with math, maybe I can help”.
The father looks at Johnny’s math and was confused. The problem was:
57G
__________ = CC
(WS X WR)
The dad was confused so he called the Math Teacher. He said, “this does not look like the Algebra I took, what do these variables mean”?
The teacher replied, “Oh this is an easy one. The problem reads”:
57 Genders divided by White Supremacy times White Racism equals how much climate change?
Modern variation on How To Build A Boat story.
roflmao
Cruel? Probably the best laugh Iâll have all day!
First response was where you went wrong. Should have been along the lines (politer, of course) of : “So, get off your fat butt and make your own.”
I built a snowman. My neighbor didn’t like it and complained.
I built another one. I used my neighbor as the base.
He’ll be OK once the snow melts.
Worthy of The Bee.
Some more humor:
Snowflakeâ is the most offensive term and should be categorized as hate speech
It’s the “n-word” for progressives
NPCNovember 11, 2018
Letâs not kid ourselves. The left takes abuse and harassment from the right more than ever before. Not a day goes by where the conservative right arenât taking to the streets, rioting and destroying property whilst accusing US of being the violent ones. On top of that, they accuse us of not being able to use humor in an effective way. âThe left canât memeâ â we hear that time and time again.
But one word gets under our skin. The term is âSnowflake.â This is by far the most offensive slur to be used against us. It implies weâre weak willed, weak souled, thin skinned and easily offended.
I was marching for womenâs rights like I normally do and a tall muscular straight white male called me a snowflake. I required immediate therapy. I still have dreams about it. I wish he would take it back but I know he wont.
Put simply, calling progressives and individuals who want equality for all, medicare for all, free education and freedom all while wanting to protect everyoneâs feelings â snowflake has made numerous liberals break down in tears. It goes beyond hurting the feelings of liberals â it ruins their day and this just isnât fair.
Thatâs why we firmly believe that the term âsnowflakeâ should be categorized as hate speech and enforced by law to ban its use in public. Freedom of speech does NOT protect hate speech in any capacity, so why should a mean word be protected? The fact is, it shouldnât.