I can see him BS'ing his buddies in the pub about this, and Kate Dennett overhearing it, and a newspaper story is born.
From his van...
Posted on 01/26/2022 11:59:43 PM PST by Trillian
A retired teacher who says he is the 'world's most prolific sperm donor' has claimed to have fathered 129 children during the last nine years.
Clive Jones, 66, who lives in Chaddesden, Derby, has been donating his sperm from his van for nearly ten years and says he has another nine children currently on the way.
Mr Jones, who is originally from Burton, was unable to become an official sperm donor as he only started donating aged 58, while banks have an upper donor age limit of 45.
But health experts have warned against his actions, saying that all donors and patients should be treated at a licensed UK clinic.
Mr Jones said he donates his sperm for free through the unregulated world of Facebook because of the 'happiness it brings' to families.
He said: 'I'm probably the world's most prolific sperm donor with now being at 138 'babies', well, 129 babies born, nine ongoing pregnancies. I might continue for another few years. Get to 150 anyway.
'I know of clinics and sperm merchants with greater numbers but they don't donate, but rather sell semen.
'I think people would understand more if they saw the messages I get and the photos of the babies with very happy mothers.
'I feel the happiness it brings. I once had a grandmother message me thanking me for her granddaughter.
'I do it for free, though sometimes ask a bit for petrol. It's illegal to charge and doesn't seem right to take money when I have more than them.'
As he is unable to be an official sperm donor, Mr Jones connects with people on Facebook, where he said he found an overwhelming demand, and then travels in his van to provide the donations.
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On the next episode of Dirty Jobs,
Just wait until he i sued for child support.
I wish I had said that,
... Lol
Was thinking of taking up bowling.
Now...?
(And should I inform the missus about my new little "pastime?")
Regards,
Nothing but a wanker...
I’m loping my mule just for you
I can’t sleep a wink that is true
I’m choking and I’m spanking
It’s really quite a view
Loping my mule just for you!
Oh, c'mon, there are guys in the 'hood' with more children than that.
More Jones’s for adding to phone books everywhere!
“You end up in a van down by the river!” -Chris Farley
Does his van have tinkly music too? The cream man is commin!
Yeah that’s not creepy at all... 😳
I would have thought his name was Johnson …
“I’m loping my mule just for you
I can’t sleep a wink that is true
I’m choking and I’m spanking
It’s really quite a view
Loping my mule just for you!”
HAHAHAHAHA, spit my coffee out on that one.
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Happy to oblige!
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Hahahaha...who knew Mr. Jones was really Matt Foley!
“...has been donating his sperm from his van...”
Does he also give out FREE CANDY from that same van in his off-hours? :P
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cecil_Jacobson
Cecil Byran Jacobson (October 2, 1936 – March 5, 2021[1]) was an American former fertility doctor who used his own sperm to impregnate his patients without informing them.
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