I gotta say. That’s an awful long codpiece.
I am impressed. And jealous.
I’d have been more upset if the loincloth had only been an inch long.
The statue has scary eyes, and the lower right forearm seems abnormally twisted. Plus, it seems the artist gave the guy a six-pack but got tired on his way up the chest and ended with cellulite under the pecs and syringe engravings around the neck.
Worst. Statue. Ever.