[pa_dweller]

If you get hurt at one of those sketchy places you can retain the law firm of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe for compensation.
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Hat tip to Car Talk.

[higgmeister]

I first heard that one in the Boy Scouts at least 55 years ago.

[scrabblehack]

If the Three Stooges didn’t have that one first, they had something close to it.