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Southwest Airlines passenger who masturbated mid-flight gets prison time
Fox News ^ | 5/26/22 | Adam Sabes

Posted on 05/28/2022 9:38:04 AM PDT by DallasBiff

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To: DallasBiff
Hate to think what he would have done on a Southwest flight back when the stewardesses wore those uniforms.
21 posted on 05/28/2022 10:07:49 AM PDT by OttawaFreeper ("The Gardens was founded by men-sportsmen-who fought for their country" Conn Smythe, 1966 )
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To: DallasBiff
Was that wrong?


22 posted on 05/28/2022 10:08:36 AM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (⭐⭐Public hangings will wake 'em up.⭐⭐)
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To: DallasBiff

Four times? Damn, the guy’s lucky he didn’t go blind.....


23 posted on 05/28/2022 10:09:21 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (I'm Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care)
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To: OttawaFreeper

Ha, yes, the good old days when airline stewardess were hired based on looks and youth. Seems like a million years ago (at least considering what you working the aisles on domestic carriers).


24 posted on 05/28/2022 10:25:45 AM PDT by irishjuggler
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To: DallasBiff

That’s a pretty stiff sentence.


25 posted on 05/28/2022 10:27:10 AM PDT by Yashcheritsiy (I'd rather have one king 3000 miles away that 3000 kings one mile away)
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To: DallasBiff

Ew, that’s not a force feedback joystick!


26 posted on 05/28/2022 10:27:25 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: Hot Tabasco

Four times? Damn, the guy’s lucky he didn’t go blind.....


I guess not. But I did hear he has to wear coke-bottled contact lenses now.


27 posted on 05/28/2022 10:29:11 AM PDT by Deepeasttx ( Sensitivity/diversity training, along with CRT are all un-walled reeducation camps....for now.)
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To: Menehune56

That guy is 34?? Looks more like 54.


28 posted on 05/28/2022 10:32:46 AM PDT by Mozzafiato
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To: DallasBiff

The flight got out of hand.


29 posted on 05/28/2022 10:35:03 AM PDT by DainBramage
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To: DallasBiff

Prison time? You’d think that guy would have been pretty good at getting off.


30 posted on 05/28/2022 10:35:36 AM PDT by Bruce Campbells Chin
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To: DallasBiff

Four times?

(I’ll have what he’s having.)


31 posted on 05/28/2022 10:46:28 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (I love my country. It's my government that I hate.)
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To: Bruce Campbells Chin

LOL, +1


32 posted on 05/28/2022 10:46:51 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Hot Tabasco

“the guy’s lucky he didn’t go blind”

His hairy palms convicted him.


33 posted on 05/28/2022 10:48:57 AM PDT by o-n-money (Not my president: WRONG Not the president: RIGHT)
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To: Bruce Campbells Chin
"Bailiff, wack his peepee."
34 posted on 05/28/2022 10:51:26 AM PDT by justrepublican (Screaming like a "Vexatious requester" at a Wellstone memorial........)
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To: FLT-bird

My thought precisely!


35 posted on 05/28/2022 10:52:27 AM PDT by sauropod ("We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they are elected. Don’t you?" Why? "It saves time.”)
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To: Menehune56

Looks like Jeffrey epsteins brother.......that would explain a lot


36 posted on 05/28/2022 11:10:54 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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To: DallasBiff

With every perversion under the sun supported by Democrats, why was this just a tad too far? Who are we to judge or condemn a person’s sexual proclivities?


37 posted on 05/28/2022 11:15:06 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (Wanting to make America great isn’t an insult unless you’re trying to make it worse! ULTRAMAGA!!)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Exactly. He identifies as an onanist, specificities a polyonanist.


38 posted on 05/28/2022 11:22:49 AM PDT by Blurb2350 (posted from my 1500-watt blow dryer)
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To: DallasBiff

What was he thinkin? 🤔


39 posted on 05/28/2022 11:24:14 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: DallasBiff

Just here for the comments.


40 posted on 05/28/2022 11:28:36 AM PDT by dixie1202
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