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Study Finds 100% Of Work Meetings Ever Held In Human History Have Been Entirely Unnecessary
The Babylon Bee ^ | July 12, 2022 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 07/13/2022 12:38:30 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

A friend of mine and her co-workers, who had been successfully working remotely for over two years, recently were ordered to return to the office.

... To watch a Zoom meeting starring their “Big Boss.”


41 posted on 07/13/2022 2:49:17 PM PDT by JennysCool ("It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled." - Mark Twain)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I remember some Teachers’ Meeting where the topic discussed was 2” of paper, legal or A4, to go into the copy machine.


42 posted on 07/13/2022 2:51:25 PM PDT by Jemian (War Eagle! It is great to be an Auburn Tiger.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

The Jester was the only one who could tell the King the truth.


43 posted on 07/13/2022 3:32:21 PM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

most of the “managerial” staff in this country is not needed whatsoever...and the more silly degrees they possess, the worse they are....


44 posted on 07/13/2022 3:37:53 PM PDT by cherry (;)
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To: Flavious_Maximus

Legislatures are nothing meetings of meetings with all real decision making delegated to the lifer apparatchiks of the executive agencies.


45 posted on 07/13/2022 3:40:14 PM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

40 years in the financial services industry. Responsible for multi-million dollar contracts, hiring and firings etc. with a gun to my head I might be able to remember 3-4 meeting that couldn’t have been handled with a memo or an email.

Meetings were easily 20-25% of my time.


46 posted on 07/13/2022 3:52:55 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Freedom isn't free, liberty isn't liberal and you'll never find anything Right on the Left)
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To: NohSpinZone

I swear I once went to a meeting, the subject of which was a separate, upcoming meeting on the subject of;

Meetings.


47 posted on 07/13/2022 4:00:00 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Freedom isn't free, liberty isn't liberal and you'll never find anything Right on the Left)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

When I ran meetings, we had a start time, a finish time, a clear agenda which we stuck too and no extraneous bs.
When colleagues knew I was to chair a committee, they volunteered to serve on it.

Also, when meetings dragged on and on and people who love to hear themselves talk, I simply excused myself and left to attend “necessary family matters.”


48 posted on 07/13/2022 4:48:03 PM PDT by Maine Mariner
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To: SaveFerris

So did you stay with the company?


49 posted on 07/13/2022 4:52:58 PM PDT by Maine Mariner
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Many meetings are worthless. But I can remember many meetings that made something change per the goal set. So I call BS on this “ study”. It simply is not true.


50 posted on 07/13/2022 4:55:34 PM PDT by ThePatriotsFlag (When Ashli Babbitt’s video-taped murderer Michael Byrd is indicted, I’ll start paying attention.)
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To: NohSpinZone

Don’t laugh too hard but while working for a Fortune 50 that was my primary job: Plan for a plan. While working as a chief architect/engineer my job was to create billion dollar programs starting with the plan for a plan. Basically, what will need to be considered in the planning process; large scale enterprise wide architectures, personnel, current programs and incorporations, mergers and acquisitions, regulatory compliance, financials, executive reporting structures, on and on.


51 posted on 07/13/2022 5:19:52 PM PDT by CodeToad (Arm up! They Have!)
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To: ThePatriotsFlag

Bee got ya.


52 posted on 07/13/2022 5:20:51 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Bus No. 2525)
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To: entropy12

Of course.


53 posted on 07/13/2022 5:24:37 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Bus No. 2525)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Yep!


54 posted on 07/13/2022 5:26:52 PM PDT by ThePatriotsFlag (When Ashli Babbitt’s video-taped murderer Michael Byrd is indicted, I’ll start paying attention.)
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To: Maine Mariner

Got tired of it.

Had high hopes....


55 posted on 07/13/2022 5:29:13 PM PDT by SaveFerris (The Lord, The Christ and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com/)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Yep, lol 😂


56 posted on 07/13/2022 5:32:36 PM PDT by SaveFerris (The Lord, The Christ and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com/)
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To: SaveFerris

Understandable


57 posted on 07/13/2022 5:32:43 PM PDT by Maine Mariner
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To: Maine Mariner

I had a chance to escape to another, umm, kinder, gentler Big 6 company.

My nieces were in town from out of state at the time - about 5 and 14 - I was watching them so I (having flown back in town and boy were my arms tired) would have had to drag them to the interview

But I screwed up again, twice, as pressing family matters kept me from two jobs where I would have been acting CEO and acting VP at another. Hated passing them up

In retrospect......big oops


58 posted on 07/13/2022 5:38:12 PM PDT by SaveFerris (The Lord, The Christ and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com/)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

If it weren’t for meetings, what, pray tell, would employees post into those expensive electronic scheduling software packages that are installed on everyone’s computers?


59 posted on 07/13/2022 7:50:13 PM PDT by Seeing More Clearly Now ( )
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