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Senior Citizens
Anonymous ^ | 07/21/2022 | Ontap

Posted on 07/21/2022 1:15:23 PM PDT by ontap

Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary.

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I think Maxine has about covered it!!

Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not try to blame others.

HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT senior citizens who took:

The melody out of music,

The pride out of appearance,

The courtesy out of driving,

The romance out of love,

The commitment out of marriage,

The responsibility out of parenthood,

The togetherness out of the family,

The learning out of education

The Golden Rule from rulers,

The nativity scene out of cities,

The civility out of behaviour,

The refinement out of language,

The dedication out of employment,

The prudence out of spending,

The ambition out of achievement.

And we certainly are NOT the ones who eliminated patience and tolerance from personal relationships and interactions with others!

And, we DO understand the meaning of patriotism, and remember those who have fought and died for our country.

YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!

I'm the life of the party.....Even if it lasts until 8 p.m.

I'm very good at opening childproof caps..... With a hammer.

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time, because I can't hear a thing you're saying.

I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.

I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.

Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life! Now if I could only remember who sent this to me, I wouldn't send it back to them. Or, maybe I should send it to all my friends anyway. They won't remember, even if they did send it.

Spread the laughter and share the cheer

Let's be happy, while we're still here.

1 posted on 07/21/2022 1:15:23 PM PDT by ontap
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Excellent post :-)


2 posted on 07/21/2022 1:16:44 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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Thanks! by the way that left knee is on schedule to be replaced the first of September!!!
3 posted on 07/21/2022 1:19:21 PM PDT by ontap
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Great. Good Luck!


4 posted on 07/21/2022 1:19:54 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: ontap

Well played, sir!


5 posted on 07/21/2022 1:21:02 PM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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Me Too


6 posted on 07/21/2022 1:22:23 PM PDT by Varsity Flight ( "War by the prophesies set before you." I Timothy 1:18)
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To: ontap

What was that you said?


7 posted on 07/21/2022 1:26:07 PM PDT by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself)
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I don’t remember saying anything...maybe I didn’t ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!


8 posted on 07/21/2022 1:33:32 PM PDT by ontap
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This is great! Now where did I put the keys...?


9 posted on 07/21/2022 1:37:01 PM PDT by I want the USA back (Damn it! We need Trump! America First!)
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What?


10 posted on 07/21/2022 1:39:23 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Have you seen Joe Biden's picture on a milk carton?)
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I didn’t say anything!!!


11 posted on 07/21/2022 1:49:53 PM PDT by ontap
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There is one thing many senior citizens regret not taking out.


12 posted on 07/21/2022 1:59:21 PM PDT by Born in 1950 (Anti left, nothing else.)
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Where did I park my car?


13 posted on 07/21/2022 2:08:34 PM PDT by Mark (Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? Homer Simpson)
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Good stuff but make sure you get your senior citizen’s discount at the Dunkin Donuts. They make you ask for it.


14 posted on 07/21/2022 2:10:18 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (3,576,552 users on Truth Social)
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Can you help me remember what I had for lunch?

There are two things the younger generation can't deride us for: we ended the Cold War, and we elected Ronald Reagan...twice.

After 3 years in retirement, I went back to work a year ago, primarily out of boredom. That paycheck has kept us afloat, as my granddaughter has been in NICU since her birth in October...14 weeks premature. Grateful to be able to provide limited financial support to her family.

She's a fighter, but I fear she'll always have medical issues.

15 posted on 07/21/2022 2:10:53 PM PDT by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
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Thanks for the erudite synopsis...

I will save it and refer to it when I begin to approach "senior" citizen status in 2023 when I celebrate my 90th birthday...

It's good to start preparing early...

16 posted on 07/21/2022 2:11:42 PM PDT by SuperLuminal
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Good luck FRiend with ur knee replacement. I just had my right knee replaced on June 2nd and my left replaced on June 16th. Still pretty uncomfortable.

Do your physical therapy religiously!


17 posted on 07/21/2022 2:38:59 PM PDT by Afterguard (Deplorable me! )
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Oh! I will!!!


18 posted on 07/21/2022 2:46:16 PM PDT by ontap
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To: I want the USA back

The keys thing. I hate it when I finally find them in my hand!


19 posted on 07/21/2022 2:59:30 PM PDT by freepertoo
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The left started going after nativity scenes at least 50 years ago.

So many of the mind blowing things the left are called out for doing today actually started in earnest in the early 1970s, renaming schools, nativity scenes, ending all male booze clubs, affirmative action, the ACLU was in the news everyday during those years.


20 posted on 07/21/2022 3:25:10 PM PDT by ansel12 ( Kill a Commie for Mommy, proud NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon.)
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