No wonder why I’m always running out of time. The days are getting shorter.
Not yet, officially. They have not subtracted a negative leap second yet. Why this should occur is not clear. Slowing of the earth has long been attributed to tidal breaking, with the lost angular momentum transferred to the moon, which, counter-intuitively, increases the lunar orbit’s radius, causing the period to increase very slightly.
Oh noz, the heavier over-makeuped Trannies are going to fly off into space!
Yell with me:
SLOW THE WORLD!
We need a catchy song.