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US chess grandmaster furiously denies using ANAL BEADS to win match against world No.1 Magnus Carlsen - as Elon Musk cracks joke about the bizarre rumor
Daily Mail ^
| 9.14.2022
| Rachael Bunyan
Posted on 09/20/2022 8:32:55 PM PDT by libh8er
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posted on
09/20/2022 8:32:55 PM PDT
by
libh8er
To: libh8er
Yeah, he used anal beads. You can tell just by looking at him. All the signs.
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posted on
09/20/2022 8:38:36 PM PDT
by
Governor Dinwiddie
(LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
To: libh8er
I was looking for one of the many Uranus probe threads but must have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque
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posted on
09/20/2022 8:39:37 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: libh8er
How do you cheat at chess?
All the pieces are on the board and in open view.
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posted on
09/20/2022 8:40:41 PM PDT
by
Jonty30
(Some men want to see the world burn. It is they that want you to buy an electric car.)
To: libh8er
So they pint to something he admitted to doing when he TWELVE years old
The chess world doesn’t lose gracefully
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posted on
09/20/2022 8:41:31 PM PDT
by
Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
To: libh8er
Wouldn’t be surprised if the beads were taken apart and the components installed in his shoes to be triggered via the blue-tooth link in order to communicate moves.
To: libh8er
Well, he is from San Francisco.
To: libh8er
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posted on
09/20/2022 8:46:33 PM PDT
by
rdl6989
( )
To: Jonty30
Someone using a chess-playing computer program could easily send signals about the best moves.
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posted on
09/20/2022 8:47:14 PM PDT
by
freedomjusticeruleoflaw
(Strange that a man with his wealth would have to resort to prostitution.)
To: Nifster
I would say that is a good clue.
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posted on
09/20/2022 8:48:22 PM PDT
by
freedomjusticeruleoflaw
(Strange that a man with his wealth would have to resort to prostitution.)
To: Jonty30
I wondered that too.
This article explained.
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posted on
09/20/2022 8:48:54 PM PDT
by
ifinnegan
(Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
To: Jonty30
How do you cheat at chess? The computers are now better at chess than the people, so if you can get the computer's solution sent to you secretly, you have an unfair advantage.
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posted on
09/20/2022 8:49:53 PM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(What was 35% of the Rep. Party is now 85%. And it’s too late to turn back—Mac Stipanovich )
To: Jonty30
How do you cheat at chess?
All the pieces are on the board and in open view. It's similar to when Biden's handlers tell him what to say in front of the cameras, except they use a tiny wireless earpiece instead of a vibrating buttplug. I think.
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posted on
09/20/2022 8:51:05 PM PDT
by
Charles Martel
(Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
To: libh8er
For once, I’m glad not to care about Chess Championships.
I won’t be forced to contemplete anything to do with anal beads, not that I would have predicted it before now.
To: Jonty30
“ How do you cheat at chess?”
Seriously? You really don’t know?
Computers are super fast and figuring the best move and have surpassed and beaten even the best Grand Masters. Having a way to get a computers suggested move without getting caught is basically just like having a computer play your opponent for you. This guy has a long history of cheating using computer chess programs and should not even be allowed in tournaments. Letting a computer play for you is like allowing men compete against women in physical sports, which is another travesty.
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posted on
09/20/2022 8:54:16 PM PDT
by
TonyM
(Score Event)
To: libh8er
Have any of you ever heard of wireless anal beads before this?
I haven’t.
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posted on
09/20/2022 8:55:50 PM PDT
by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
To: lee martell
I guess all future chess matches will have mandatory anus examinations.
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posted on
09/20/2022 9:01:46 PM PDT
by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
To: libh8er
When accused of a crime, innocent people smile and feel confused while guilty people frown and get mad, like Hans Niemann. Carlsen has better things to prove his chess skills.
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posted on
09/20/2022 9:05:14 PM PDT
by
Falconspeed
("Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others." Robert Louis Stevenson.)
To: Charles Martel
“ It’s similar to when Biden’s handlers tell him what to say in front of the cameras,”
If they could, Biden’s handlers would send him instructions through anal beads too. Useful for tv interviews. Problem is the beads would quickly end up in his diapers.
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posted on
09/20/2022 9:06:40 PM PDT
by
libh8er
To: libh8er
Now the democrats are all inserting the biggest anal beads they can find, so they can cheat in 2022.
5d chess…and shitting their pants in front of King Charles III is the plan
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posted on
09/20/2022 9:13:00 PM PDT
by
Hypo2
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