[Governor Dinwiddie]

Yeah, he used anal beads. You can tell just by looking at him. All the signs.

[Magnum44]

I was looking for one of the many Uranus probe threads but must have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque

[Jonty30]

How do you cheat at chess?
All the pieces are on the board and in open view.

[Nifster]

So they pint to something he admitted to doing when he TWELVE years old

The chess world doesn’t lose gracefully

[T.B. Yoits]

Wouldn’t be surprised if the beads were taken apart and the components installed in his shoes to be triggered via the blue-tooth link in order to communicate moves.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

Well, he is from San Francisco.

[rdl6989]

I don’t even...

[lee martell]

For once, I’m glad not to care about Chess Championships.
I won’t be forced to contemplete anything to do with anal beads, not that I would have predicted it before now.

[gitmo]

Have any of you ever heard of wireless anal beads before this?

I haven’t.

[Falconspeed]

When accused of a crime, innocent people smile and feel confused while guilty people frown and get mad, like Hans Niemann. Carlsen has better things to prove his chess skills.

[Hypo2]

Now the democrats are all inserting the biggest anal beads they can find, so they can cheat in 2022.

5d chess…and shitting their pants in front of King Charles III is the plan

[Boomer]

Sounds cheeky to me. Beading a grandmaster is no small colon but it does take some intestinal fortitude...

[TigersEye]

... San Francisco-born ...

Ah, well, that settles that!

So, how do the anal beads help his chess game?

[Scott from the Left Coast]

A new career possibility for Richard Gere perhaps.

[Billthedrill]

What what?

[vpintheak]

He’s from San Fran. Anything is possible.

[jz638]

The anal bead guy (which I’m sure he loves as a reputation) isn’t just some schlub who walked in off the streets. He is a legitimate competitor in these big tournaments and didn’t cheat his way to sit on the other side of the chess board from Magnus. The game moves are recorded and folks can study tendencies and trends to work on strategies for specific players. One would assume that Carlsen is probably the most studied potential opponent in the world. Anal bead guy’s games at competitions are also recorded, and a statistical analysis of moves would present some good evidence, though not conclusive, of his playing style. All in all, it’s probably the most mainstream press that chess has gotten in years, and it’s all because of an imaginary sex toy.

[piasa]

CM BD Is?

[HKMk23]

“I get my kicks ABOVE the waistline, Sunshine.”

Oh. Wait...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_LRjlbTU

[Delta 21]

I guess we are gonna have to resort to body cavity searches before every chess match.