Posted on 11/20/2022 12:26:10 PM PST by billorites
Happy 80th birthday, Dementia Joe Biden.
It’s been said – not often, but sometimes – that 80 is the new 60. But for the nation’s oldest (by far) president, 80 is the new 150. Biden is 80 going on… take away the car keys and lock him up in the memory-wing of the local assisted living facility.
Let’s consider Biden’s recent comments. As always, all dialogue guaranteed verbatim.
One of Dementia Joe’s perennial targets is big business, or as he put it, the “55 largest, of the 55, 55 of the largest corporations.”
And what exactly did they do, Brandon?
“Those same companies spent 20 billion dollars buying back their own stock and most importantly buying back a buy back the most significant buy back in the last almost a decade.” MONETARY MISTAKES
May we quote you on that, Mr. President?
On every subject, confusion abounds, and it’s only getting worse.
On the campaign trail, he forgot the name of the governor of New Mexico. (She does have three names). He lauded Oregon Sen. Ron Wyden, then seconds couldn’t recall his name and instead described Wyden as “that other guy that I just talked about.”
He talked about his visit to Florida in the aftermath of “Hurricane Ivan.”
He wished a speedy recovery to Nancy Pelosi’s husband “Bobby.” (His name is Paul.)
At age 80, Biden is unable to read the simplest words off the Teleprompter. The word “ban” comes out as “blan.” He tries to urge people to vote, but instead says “veto.” Inflation is rendered as “implation.” The Obergefell decision by the Supreme Court (gay marriage) comes out as “Ogilfry.”
He called Intel “Inkel,” and recalled meeting with “the Chee-E-O.”
Likewise, he recounted a sit-down with the chairman of GM, “Amy Barrett.” No, Mr. President, that’s the Supreme Court justice. You met with Mary Barra, but at least whatever-her-name-is had some good news for the American people and their motor vehicles.
“We’re gonna go all electric by 3035.”
Not 2035, but 3035.
And when 3035 arrives, this is how the George Jetson vehicles are going to be powered – “electric charging stations all across America the power to fleet to to take care of the fleets of new electric vehicles… 50, excuse me, 500,000 charging stations around the country.”
You may not have realized this, but the US had Medicare as far back as the Warren G. Harding administration.
“Look, in 1922 the price for one blood-pressure drug that millions of Medicare patients beneficiaries rely on went up one went up by 500 percent 500 percent.”
Many are worried about the economy, but Dementia Joe says it’s not a problem, because once “the Inflation Act” kicks in, there will be tax credits for, among other things, “a new coffee machine.”
A recession in the cards? Not likely, says the man whose campaign pocketed $5 million from crypto-scammer Sam Bankman-Fried.
“It hasn’t been there has there is no there’s no guarantee that they’re gonna be a recession I don’t think there will be a recession if this is it’ll be a very slight recession that is we’ll move down slightly.”
Then there’s geography. He confused Colombia with Cambodia, North Korea with China. He called the war in Ukraine the war in Iraq. In his befuddled mental state, he mixed up the battle of Kherson this year with the battle of Fallujah, in 2004. MONETARY MISTAKES
Likewise, numbers are not Brandon’s forte.
“Well guess what we have American and non-American businesses investing literally several trillion billion I mean billion hundreds of billions of dollars.”
Speak more slowly, Mr. President, we can’t quite catch those figures. Can you repeat that?
“This year alone one trillion 400 dollar reduction 400 hundred billion dollars.”
How much money are we talking about here, Brandon? Take three, lights, camera, action.
“It’s gonna bring a billion seven a trillion 700 million dollars billion dollars off the sidelines in investment.”
Then there are the flat-out lies. His son died in Iraq. (Actually at Walter Reed). He has “literally” cut the national debt in half “by $1.4 trillion.” (The debt is $31 trillion, and skyrocketing.)
In college, he gave up a “starting job” on the football team. A gallon of gasoline was $5 when he was installed as president. (In reality, $2.39.) The $7-a-gallon price of gasoline in Los Angeles “has always been the case here.”
Blades become “blaze,” budget “buzz-it.” He drops letters in acronyms, fretting about military returning to the States with “PSD.” He denounces the waste and fraud of “PP” loans.
He told his non-working-class constituents to vote on “Nov. 9th.” (Too bad more of them didn’t get the message.)
A few more of Dementia Joe’s Greatest Hits, November edition:
“Make it clear that this election is a referendum it’s not a referendum I should say it’s a choice.”
“We have differences of agreement on.”
“Let me just plain as I let me be as plain as I can.”
“Every other nation that I’m aware of is aware of it.”
“If you get any questionable calls please tell us by going to report fraud report fraud d-o-t ftc dot gov.”
“Biden’s being a-popa, a-poca, a-, a-pop, a-copa, whew, Biden’s being extremist.”
“Back at the turn of the 20th century in the late 1900’s nineteen I mean excuse me 1890 in that range….”
“Well if anybody thinks we’re doing it for the first time now in the 20th century 21st century going into the 20 out from the 20th century going into the second quarter of the 21st century that we’d say 12 years is enough.”
“Get the shot, 5, 10, 20 dollars off the your drug store grocery purchase net or grocery purchase next time at the same time you get the shot.”
“My team at the White House posted a visio.”
“The biggest one-year jop in American history.”
“You can look it up. As my used to say you can google it.”
Happy birthday, Brandon. Many happy returns. Just not at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
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If you live to be 160, 80 is only middle-aged.
OOPS, sorry. That ship has already sailed.
I must be missing something. Where is the “Old” 150?
Not his fault he is declining cognitively but it is definitely his fault and that of Jill and his handlers that he is visiting his problems on us.
He should be out of the White House as of yesterday. He endangers us all and give aging a bad name.
Not all people age and decline at the same rate.
Joseph Campbell was writing books and going from city to city giving lectures when he died from pneumonia at age 82.
Bob Dylan is 81 and has somehow been on the road for decades (something stars around 30 quickly leave behind due to the exhausting physical toll). He has played an average of 100 live concerts a year and has done a total of over 3,888 of them.
Dementia Joe turns 80. A terrible human being, showers with his teenage daughter, raised sociopath Hunter, wife is an apparent sociopath, etc. etc.
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Here we have an example of living past the age of usefullness. The left will advocate elimination of people over the of 60 shortly. It’s the only “solution” once their kingdom comes and it will happen soon.
"May we quote you on that, Mr. President? (Or misquote you?")
The White House ceremonies included SloJoe sniffing a young girls hair and making a suggestive inappropriate remark whereupon he wandered aimlessly away from the podium. Fortunately they were able to lure him back with ice cream. He mumbled some unintelligible remarks which was quickly ignored by the press.
"Not all people age and decline at the same rate.
And not all people become as vicious and evil as Biden.
RE: And not all people become as vicious and evil as Biden.
Yes, Biden put in a lot of work for years to get that rotten.
Had a grandfather live to be almost 100, and he never shiite in his pants or babbled nonsense.
Bidet* is brain dead and only follows scripts with the assistance of handlers.
“And not all people become as vicious and evil as Biden.”
McStain was working on it, notably his brain was going as well.
Biden has vascular dementia, and he is declining in stepwise fashion. His brain is experiencing ischemic infarctions (ministrokes of the small blood vessels), and at least one side is turning into Swiss cheese. Biden having experienced two brain aneurysms, both of which required surgery, is a dead giveaway. An EEG, an MRI of the head & neck, and an easily administered Montreal Cognitive Assessment (the one Trump aced) would tell all.
Is the real Joe Biden even still alive and cognizant?
Here’s an 80-year-old scientist whom I know who is still leading a lab and publishing papers:
https://wi.mit.edu/people/member/weinberg
biden had two brain-damaging strokes, as well as being of advanced age. He had NO BUSINESS running for President, let along serving in that office!!!!
And the corrupt, communistic Democrat Party had no business foisting him on us, and allowing his handlers to do all the damage they have been doing to us and the world!!!!
With his nurse-wife, all his real estate, and his ill-gotten fortune, he would not be in a nursing home if he were not President! But he would not be doing the damage he has been doing to all of us!!!!
Thank you for the factual post-I’m someone over 70 who does physical work every day at the business I manage and am a partner in, as do many of the other small business owners out here who are “old”-one wood shop owner is 90-most follow a natural organic diet, do physical work-and have not had a major brain injury-at least not that I know of. Brandon has had 2 major brain injuries and is lucky to have survived-but there is no way that the cognitive damage from a catastrophic event like that can be repaired 100 %, no matter who you are or how young/old you are-you can’t just have a prosthesis made to compensate, like for a lost limb, and the damage is likely to get worse with time-I’ve seen it many times as a comp case manager.
Brandon has no business holding any public office, and hasn’t for years-his enablers/handlers including Jill should get busted for abusing-and drugging-a disabled person at at the very least. Brandon is an a mean-natured, perverted, greedy human being-he deserves whatever misery comes his way, that is karma-but the rest of us don’t deserve to be subjected to it...
Thank you for posting this. Great collection of verbal & mental slip-ups.
His bib is going to be messy today.
That man Dr.Weinberg is definitely contributing to society.
Thank goodness old 65 year mandatory retirement isn’t applied to people like him.
When Social Security began the calculations of earnings were based on “we believe no one can reasonably expect to live beyond age 65.” Boy did they get a wrong number.
Old joke: “Hey, I’m not saying that lady was old but her Social Security number is 9.”
First SS account began in November, 1936.
Amazing story:
“On January 31, 1940, the first monthly retirement check was issued to Ida May Fuller of Ludlow, Vermont, in the amount of $22.54. Miss Fuller, a Legal Secretary, retired in November 1939. She started collecting benefits in January 1940 at age 65 and lived to be 100 years old, dying in 1975.”
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