That’s pretty stupid. Unless you’re homeless and looking for three hots and a cot for the winter.
That’s like a dozen Florida Man stories today.
If you see your friend Jack on the opposite side of the terminal, be very careful how you yell “Hi” to him.
Going to jail in a Dem city is probably not too bad, cheaper than a motel, and the real criminals are turned loose back to the streets. About all you’d see are jaywalkers, parking violators, and people who kept a book too long from the library.
When CWII finally comes, Florida Man will be a powerful asset for the red states. Just turn him loose in one of the blue states and let him do his thing. If nothing else, he’ll create a heck of a diversion.
He’s gonna have a blast in jail.
Reminds me of a story regarding Groucho Marx:
In 1931, Groucho gave up his Great Neck home to bring his long-suffering first wife, Ruth, and their two children, twelve-year-old Arthur and his little sister, Miriam, to Hollywood in order to join Groucho’s brothers there. Before that, however, he took the family on a trip to Europe, along with his brothers, of course—they seemed never to go anywhere without each other. Arriving back in New York, Groucho became exasperated with the official process of reentering the country through customs. He filled out the declaration of purchases form without, one might say, breaking character:
Name: Julius H. Marx
Address: 21 Lincoln Rd., Great Neck, Long Island
Born: Yes
Hair: Not much
Eyes: All the better to see you with
Occupation: Smuggler
List of Items Purchased Out of the United States, Where Bought, and the Purchase Price: Wouldn’t you like to know?
After filling out the form, Groucho turned to his wife, Ruth, in front of the customs officials, and asked her whether she was still carrying the opium. The customs agents grabbed Groucho, Ruth, and their two small children. They took the family into a room, made them all strip naked, and examined them for hidden goods. Then they had the family wait, presumably clothed once again, for hours while the officials meticulously searched their luggage.
https://www.tabletmag.com/sections/arts-letters/articles/groucho-marx-pacino
First Amendment rules!
SPJNK.
They just misunderstood.
He said he had a BONG in his bag....
and he did.
Recently used.
Can’t fix stupid
Florida is well on it's way to becoming the most populous state in the nation. Then it will eventually become the most populous place in the world. That is to say, eventually over 10 billion people will live there, due to the warm climate, the beaches and the air conditioning. Even more than China and all the rest of the countries combined. Even the alligators and mosquitoes will get crowded out.
That's another way of saying that there will be many more Florida man stories in the years ahead.
What to call it? Well, it looked a bomb that could be dropped from a aircraft so the catalog name was Bomb.
Some district office was out of the size needed for a job the next day so the national supply warehouse had a someone personally fly out with it from Duncan, OK as Carry On Luggage.
When asked at check-in what was in the box, he of course said Bomb.
After that day, the name was was changed to Second Stage Tool.
