[SunkenCiv]

The Sayburc relief (Photo: B. Köşker)

[Delta 21]

“Neolithic communal structure”

Is that what they are calling it now?

[Tupelo]

“at the center of it is a man clutching his penis.”

No comment from here.
I will leave that to others.

[TheDon]

A “man”? How do they know this?

[ClearCase_guy]

it’s possible that the three-foot-tall relief served an educational, rather than purely aesthetic, purpose...

Groomer?

[Sicon]

I think it means, “Don’t yank your crank when dangerous animals are around.”

[Jeff Chandler]

Isn’t NSFW a railroad?

[Robert DeLong]

That’s no man, that’s an alien. 🙂

[Tell It Right]

Maybe he's guarding his boys from the carnivore leopards.

Not everything has to be interpreted through a hedonistic lens.

[DaxtonBrown]

” an upright man holding his member. He’s surrounded on either side by a pair of leopards, while on the left side of the carving is another human figure (also featuring an exaggerated phallus) with a bull.”

Been there. Done that.

[ExGeeEye]

“Wait until Biggus Dickus hears about this!”

[GaryCrow]

A young Joe Biden staring through the window of a neolithic day care center.

[Chicory]

All I can think of when I see that picture is Megan holding her stomach while pregnant.

I really hate it when modern academics come up with stuff that aligns so well with whatever they are peddling.

[rfp1234]

Uygur Wank and the Old Turks.

[sergeantdave]

Neolithic hunter demonstrating how to use a penis to stop a leopard attack.

[JohnnyP]

All cultures are equal.

[BlueLancer]

Something familiar ...
Something peculiar ...
Something for everyone,
A comedy tonight!

[rxh4n1]

He’s protecting his wedding tackle from the animals.