[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I’d love to meet this guy and shake his hand.

You go, Florida Man!

[MHGinTN]

Which is more important, the scattered, smothered, chunked, and topped, or fools getting rowdy?

[V_TWIN]

“Does Waffle House have security?”

Anyone that’s been to a WH and seen some of the waitresses knows the answer to that.

[lgjhn23]

We go to Waffle House occasionally.....always armed to the teeth though.

[SamAdams76]

This guy is serious about his grits!

They don't have Waffle Houses up here in the Northeast but when I go down South, I do like my Waffle Houses. I think they have some of the very best breakfast food on the planet, cooked Southern style, even as good as your grandmother in Alabama made it. The coffee is not bad either.

I find the staff very friendly thought they do like to get you in and get you out because so many people behind you are waiting for a table.

When you order you food, they have a funny system where the waitress goes to stand on a specific tile on the floor near where the kitchen cooks are and she screams out the order in some kind of Waffle House special code. Somehow they always get your order correct and within minutes, hot, steaming, delicious food gets brought to your table. Don't forget to ask for hot sauce if you don't see it already on your table.

And on the jukebox are some Waffle House specific songs!

I am not kidding about that either.

[PGR88]

He laughs like “yeah, this happens all the time here....”

[ClearCase_guy]

[Captain Rhino]

Article is a rip! Especially all the posts and videos below the lead story.

[Jamestown1630]

This is a man with proper respect for grits. (Unless he put Slenda on them ?!?!?)

[Yo-Yo]

[CFW]

If you are from the north and have never eaten at a Waffle House, you are missing a treat! The food is delicious and the waitresses are something else. The customers can be a bit interesting at times. Especially at 2:00 on Saturday and Sunday morning. Always tip well. These gals put up with a lot but they will get those eggs, grits, bacon, and pancakes on your table piping hot and in record time.

[FreedomPoster]

Yeah, no way I’m in a Waffle House after midnight unarmed. And if that much crap is going down, I’m making sure a) hardware is handy and b) I’m not in a LoF.

[TChad]

Priorities.

Food comes first.

[budj]

One guy’s comment was: “I came to work today to scramble some eggs and whoop some ass, and we’re all out of eggs.”

[Hot Tabasco]

Why don’t any of those videos play for me when I click on them?

[blackdog]

Cold grits are rubber with grease. The man has a full understanding of situational risks.

[frogjerk]

ESPN - I guess these are future athletes?

[Hyman Roth]

I was a wild man in my days at East Carolina University. (Greenville NC) Early 90’s. I never drank on a school night but we tore it up on the weekends. Always with a DD or cab. Our debauchery always ended with a trip to the Waffle House at 2 AM. Never had a problem.

[PerConPat]

Probably nothing compared to the bar he hangs in...After many stays in Pensacola, I am addicted to Waffle House... We need ‘em in the intermountain west. .I prefer ‘em to Dennys or IHOP for breahkast.

[bagster]